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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 7798 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 |
Ores Mined: | 8715 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Animals Bred: | 152 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Join us and build your dream world, far away from bail bonds and fentanyl deals. Our server is the perfect place to relax and unwind, without the pressure of cosigning for anyone’s questionable decisions.
Don’t let guilt-tripping family members get you down – on our server, the only thing you’ll be signing is your name on epic builds and crazy contraptions. Trust us, Minecraft is a much better way to spend your time than dealing with real-life drama.
So come on over and join us for some laughs, some crafting, and some good old-fashioned blocky fun. Who needs bail bond drama when you can have creeper explosions and diamond mining instead? See you in the game!