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Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 9437 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 144 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
Alien Abductions: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 24 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Join us and build your dream world, far away from bail bonds and fentanyl deals. Our server is the perfect place to relax and unwind, without the pressure of cosigning for anyone’s questionable decisions.
Don’t let guilt-tripping family members get you down – on our server, the only thing you’ll be signing is your name on epic builds and crazy contraptions. Trust us, Minecraft is a much better way to spend your time than dealing with real-life drama.
So come on over and join us for some laughs, some crafting, and some good old-fashioned blocky fun. Who needs bail bond drama when you can have creeper explosions and diamond mining instead? See you in the game!