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Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 9906 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Demon Skulls Collected: | 16 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 41 |
Join us and build your dream world, far away from bail bonds and fentanyl deals. Our server is the perfect place to relax and unwind, without the pressure of cosigning for anyone’s questionable decisions.
Don’t let guilt-tripping family members get you down – on our server, the only thing you’ll be signing is your name on epic builds and crazy contraptions. Trust us, Minecraft is a much better way to spend your time than dealing with real-life drama.
So come on over and join us for some laughs, some crafting, and some good old-fashioned blocky fun. Who needs bail bond drama when you can have creeper explosions and diamond mining instead? See you in the game!