Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures! Looking for a place to hide from your brother-in-law’s legal troubles? Look no further!

Join us and build your dream world, far away from bail bonds and fentanyl deals. Our server is the perfect place to relax and unwind, without the pressure of cosigning for anyone’s questionable decisions.

Don’t let guilt-tripping family members get you down – on our server, the only thing you’ll be signing is your name on epic builds and crazy contraptions. Trust us, Minecraft is a much better way to spend your time than dealing with real-life drama.

So come on over and join us for some laughs, some crafting, and some good old-fashioned blocky fun. Who needs bail bond drama when you can have creeper explosions and diamond mining instead? See you in the game!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players: 100/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 11
Dimension Hops: 8 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • CraftyFantasy – LOLs and Laughs in the Minecraft Universe

    CraftyFantasy – LOLs and Laughs in the Minecraft Universe
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join now for a chance to battlepass your way through epic quests and challenges, just like Vane in Granblue Fantasy!

    But that’s not all – we have insane tournaments where the winners are crowned with ridiculous titles like DJEETA/OTHER FERRY ANON and 2B-ANON. You won’t find this level of wackiness anywhere else!

    And if you’re feeling lonely, hop into our (un)Official /gbvsg/ PC lobby where you can meet up with players from all over the world. Who knows, you might even encounter Beatrix (coming in late May) on one of your adventures!

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of our Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Just remember to turn off Crossplay and put your region in your tag – it’s gonna be a wild ride!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 24

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • BlockyMail: Where Creepers Deliver Your Messages

    BlockyMail: Where Creepers Deliver Your Messages
    Are you tired of boring old email? Who even uses that boomer shit anymore? Join our Minecraft server instead and communicate with your friends using carrier pigeons in the game! That’s right, we’ve replaced email with pigeons because why not? Plus, our server is home to a secret underground society of llama-riding wizards who can grant you magical powers in exchange for virtual cookies. So say goodbye to email and hello to a world of pigeon messengers and mystical llama wizards!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 9 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • OrdiMine Global wipe |Clans| |Pvp| |Donations| Minecraft server

    OrdiMine Global wipe |Clans|  |Pvp|  |Donations|  Minecraft server

    server just for you, come here quickly, opening soon. Dear ADMINs, if you are small, go online and invite your friends.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • The Valley Server: Where vanilla gets a little bit funky

    The Valley Server: Where vanilla gets a little bit funky

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Description A simple server that just started, with the goal of restoring the mystery and curiosities of old-school Minecraft. We have updated all 3 dimensions with “vanilla-ish” mods, and we want to encourage a community of builders and explorers instead of speedrunning to the dragon fight and never playing again.
    Server Status In its infancy, but expected to continue growing consistently.
    More Information Check out the video here for information and a link to the discord.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Visit our Discord channel for server IP and further instructions.
    Are there any specific rules on the server? Yes, refer to the Discord channel or in-game chat for rules.
    What mods are included in the server? We have “vanilla-ish” mods to enhance gameplay without straying too far from the original Minecraft experience.
    Can I invite my friends to the server? Yes, feel free to bring your friends along to join our community.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Mythical Relics Collected: 16

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • kenibox VS Hypixel

    kenibox VS Hypixel
    Aspect Hypixel Kenibox
    Number of players 100,000+ 1,000+
    Game modes Multiple, including mini-games, SkyWars, BedWars, etc. Primarily BoxPvP with fnafbox and landbox modalities
    Community Large and diverse Close-knit and primarily Spanish-speaking
    Creativity Offers a range of custom features and builds Focused on PvP gameplay

    Hypixel FAQ

    Q: How many players does Hypixel have? A: Hypixel has over 100,000 players.
    Q: What game modes are available on Hypixel? A: Hypixel offers multiple game modes including mini-games, SkyWars, BedWars, etc.
    Q: What is the community like on Hypixel? A: The community on Hypixel is large and diverse.
    Q: Is there a focus on creativity on Hypixel? A: Yes, Hypixel offers a range of custom features and builds for players to explore.

    Kenibox FAQ

    Q: How many players does Kenibox have? A: Kenibox has over 1,000 players.
    Q: What game modes are available on Kenibox? A: Kenibox primarily offers BoxPvP with fnafbox and landbox modalities.
    Q: What is the community like on Kenibox? A: The community on Kenibox is close-knit and primarily Spanish-speaking.
    Q: Is there a focus on creativity on Kenibox? A: Kenibox is focused on PvP gameplay rather than creativity and custom builds.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14
    Void Gems Collected: 14 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Blocky Bants & Banter

    Blocky Bants & Banter
    Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of being a neet loser in real life? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us on this epic Minecraft server where being based is the only way to survive.

    We’ve got crazy adventures waiting for you, like fighting off hordes of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a dream. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and rare loot.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the most epic gaming community this side of the Nether. Who needs real life when you can be a Minecraft legend instead? Let’s get this bread, gamers!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Emeralds Found: 511 Love Letters Sent: 15

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Zombie Apocalypse Fun Time Land: Where the undead rule and the laughs never end!

    Zombie Apocalypse Fun Time Land: Where the undead rule and the laughs never end!
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can embrace the sweet release of death and be long forgotten in peace!

    Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own tombstone, hold funeral services for your fallen pixel pals, and even participate in ghostly PvP battles in the afterlife! Who needs diamonds when you can have eternal rest and relaxation instead?

    So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate in spooky fun. Just remember, death is only the beginning of your Minecraft adventure here!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Potions Brewed: 82

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • IllusionCraft: Where Genjutsu Gets the Spotlight!

    IllusionCraft: Where Genjutsu Gets the Spotlight!
    Are you tired of boring old Genjutsu being ignored in Naruto? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all things illusion! Join us for a wild ride where illusion powers are the main event and not just a side show.

    Imagine a world where you can turn the environment into a crazy, psychedelic wonderland or transform into a monstrous beast to strike fear into your enemies. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the thrill of using illusion powers in combat like never before. Who needs Taijutsu and Ninjutsu when you have the power of mind-bending illusions on your side? Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today and let the illusions begin!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Blocky Booty Bites

    Blocky Booty Bites
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the male anuses are so tasty you’ll be coming back for more! Our server is filled with delicious surprises around every corner, from edible blocks to fart-powered jetpacks.

    Join us for our weekly “Taste Test Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can find the tastiest male anus in the game. The winner gets a lifetime supply of butt-flavored snacks!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Butt Dragon, a mythical creature that farts diamonds and shoots fireballs out of its rear end. Defeat the Butt Dragon and claim its treasure for yourself!

    So come on down to our server and experience the tastiest male anuses in all of Minecraft. Just be sure to bring your appetite and a sense of humor!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Runes Activated: 0 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • MyVanilla VS Hypixel

    MyVanilla VS Hypixel
    Hypixel VS MyVanilla

    Comparison of Hypixel and MyVanilla Minecraft Servers

    Hypixel

    Pros Cons
    Large player base May experience lag due to high player traffic
    Wide variety of mini-games and activities Some mini-games may require paid access or perks
    Active community and events Can be overwhelming for new players

    MyVanilla

    Pros Cons
    Vanilla Minecraft experience with a touch of customization Smaller player base compared to Hypixel
    No Pay-to-Win features Lacks the extensive mini-games and activities of Hypixel
    Unique event – Wonder Hunt in version 1.20.x May not appeal to players looking for more diverse gameplay

    FAQ

    Which Minecraft server has a larger player base?

    Hypixel has a larger player base compared to MyVanilla.

    Are there Pay-to-Win features in MyVanilla?

    No, MyVanilla does not have Pay-to-Win features, offering a fair gameplay experience.

    What makes Hypixel stand out from MyVanilla?

    Hypixel offers a wide variety of mini-games and activities, along with an active community and events, whereas MyVanilla focuses on providing a Vanilla Minecraft experience with customization options.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ores Mined: 1435 Farms Harvested: 344
    Mythical Relics Collected: 7 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Crafty Ladies: Your Daily Dose of Minecraft Madness

    Crafty Ladies: Your Daily Dose of Minecraft Madness
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is filled with girls that you’ll want to crank one out to regularly! These pixelated babes will have you mining for more than just diamonds, if you know what I mean. Join our server for a truly unforgettable experience that will have you saying “Steve who?” in no time. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to have your pickaxe and your heart stolen by our virtual vixens!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 12

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • EntranceEpicness Minecraft Server: Where even the door is legendary!

    EntranceEpicness Minecraft Server: Where even the door is legendary!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame entrances? Well, look no further because our server’s entrance is literally a rainbow slide that leads you into a magical land filled with flying pigs and dancing creepers! Join us for the most epic entrance experience of your Minecraft life and never look back. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Void Gems Collected: 39
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3129 Star Shards Collected: 300

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Blocky Beef Banter

    Blocky Beef Banter
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where the real drama unfolds!

    Join us and witness the epic battle between the Chicken King and the Sheep Queen as they fight for control of the server. Will the chickens finally overthrow their woolly overlords? Only time will tell!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of pigs who are plotting to take over the entire server with their advanced technology and superior intelligence. Will you join them in their quest for domination or will you stand against them and fight for freedom?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and see what crazy adventures await you. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Animals Bred: 88 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Blocktopia: The Volumes Edition

    Blocktopia: The Volumes Edition
    Are you tired of boring, generic Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers breakdance instead of explode? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. Our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat, because why not? And did we mention that every full moon, the mobs throw a party and invite players to join in on the fun?

    But that’s not all – we have custom mini-games like “Sheep Jousting” and “Zombie Dance-Off” that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary “Diamond Unicorn” that poops out rare loot for anyone brave enough to approach it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you get too close to a TNT trap set by a mischievous player). Volumes awaits you, where the only thing crazier than the world itself is the players who inhabit it.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • vanilla survival server Minecraft

    vanilla survival server Minecraft
    if the server is closed, log in at 9 a.m. Moscow time

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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