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Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 6259 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 5 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 7049 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 41 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 41 | Treasure Maps Found: | 9 |
Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where the question “Who is more important in France?” is the only thing that matters. Will it be the baguette-wielding villagers or the beret-wearing pigs? Only time will tell!
But that’s not all – we have insane events like “Turtle Racing Tuesdays” where you can bet on your favorite shell-wearing speedsters. And don’t even get us started on our legendary “Sheep Disco Dance Parties” where the woolly creatures bust out their best moves to dubstep remixes of classical music.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and questionable French stereotypes, then come join our Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might just become the most important player in France (or at least in our wacky little world)!