Baguette vs Bangers: Minecraft Madness

anger, anglos, baguette, Bangers, Colonialism, Communication, Conflict, Cultural differences, Europe, French, History, Identity, international relations, Language, madness, Minecraft, misunderstanding, nationalism, prejudice, Resentment, Rivalry, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Tensions

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5682
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Farms Harvested:	411	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our totally bonkers Minecraft server where the French and Anglos are at war! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. Join us for epic battles, crazy alliances, and baguette throwing contests. You’ll never know what to expect next on this zany server!

ValhallaCraft SMP

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7974
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Emeralds Found:	1809
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

The ValhallaCraft SMP has quickly become one of the most exciting SMP’s in Minecraft. From the moment you join our server, you’ll see that we truly have a one of a kind server. When you join, you’ll instantly feel welcomed into the community by the flurry of “Welcome!” messages in chat. Everyone is super close knit for our size and loves helping new players. We typically average around 20-26 players online during the day and 8-10 online at night. So you’ll never be alone!We are constantly adding new features, like our brand new podcast ValhallaCast where we talk about all kinds of things server related and not! As we continue to grow we plan to add different types of servers and other things of the sort! I hope you decide to join our ever-evolving SMP!

mc.valhallacraft.org:25576

Minecraft Civils

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	917
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

play.sivils.net

VenatusMC

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1990
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Welcome to VenatusMC! Join NationSMP today!! Build your nation and create the biggest empire!!! Why does this description have to be so long? Also, why haven’t you joined yet? 🙂

play.venatusmc.com:25594

UnitMC

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8472
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Dragons Tamed:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Welcome to UNIT PRISON!We’re the place to go if you’re looking for a PvP based prison server!IP: unitprison.com Website: store.unitprison.com Discord: discord.gg/unit

unitmc.org

DoonPlex

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3863
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Towns Built:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

45.126.209.171:25627

CraftMC.PL

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7011
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Animals Bred:	70
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Farms Harvested:	840	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	10

CraftMC.PL – Your Minecraft server!Available versions: 1.8-1.20 Number of slots: 2000 The latest versions only with us! Join us on the CraftMC.PL server

craftmc.pl

Globecraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9260
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	7814	Holy Grails Found:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Emeralds Found:	3084

PLAY.GLOBECRAFT.XYZ [JAVA 1.18-1.20.1]Globecraft is a nation-building Minecraft server with an earth map based on a plugin called Towny. Towny allows you to create a town and claim chunks to protect your territory. Furthermore, you can create and join nations to increase your power and collaborate with other towns. This and the the map itself means that you can create nations and towns with geographical accuracy, allowing you to roleplay your way into this geopolitical server. Our website, the dynmap, and the discord server allows you to grasp the full picture and keep up with everything going on on the server.Forge your own destiny today, at play.globecraft.xyz.

play.globecraft.xyz

VanillaHub

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6000
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1693	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

vanillahub.net

PokeRetreat

Pixelmon, Roleplay

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9311
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Falling into the Void:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4

IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

play.pokeretreat.com

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4819
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Secret Passages Found:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Farms Harvested:	644	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

[email protected].

RawMinecraft2.mcserv.co

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1188
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Towns Built:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Buildings Constructed:	39

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

VortexNetwork.me

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	561
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
New Chunks Explored:	659677	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

rtv_craft.apexmc.co:25667

Alternative World

Survival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6104
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Star Shards Collected:	259	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

playmc.alt-w.net

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	731
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Ores Mined:	1226	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

glitchy.mc-server.eu:30045

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8891
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Animals Bred:	186	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3

sweetpeamc.com