Baguette vs Bangers: Minecraft Madness

anger, anglos, baguette, Bangers, Colonialism, Communication, Conflict, Cultural differences, Europe, French, History, Identity, international relations, Language, madness, Minecraft, misunderstanding, nationalism, prejudice, Resentment, Rivalry, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Tensions

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8869
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Star Shards Collected:	94
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Meteorites Collected:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Buildings Constructed:	50
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our totally bonkers Minecraft server where the French and Anglos are at war! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. Join us for epic battles, crazy alliances, and baguette throwing contests. You’ll never know what to expect next on this zany server!

Engineertroops

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8420
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	198	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Swedish minecraft server, Here we meet and play together and have fun. Guishop where you can buy stuff. You can put stuff up for sale in the auction house. EVERYTHING is logged in the game so if there is someone who doesn’t behave, that person will be banned. The report is sent via HelpOP, should it happen that you also demolish someone’s house to give back, you will also be banned. But of course that won’t happen.

play.engineertroops.com:25600

Mineous

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Raiding, Skywars

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3204
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

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play.mineous.com

Laughcraft

Factions

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4080
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7270	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Magic Items Found:	7147	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Animals Bred:	154

Laughcraft, A server where you will be pvping to win the parkour, or laughing your head off when u died! We have ingame ranks, that you can purchase with ingame money! Have fun, and as always LAUGH!

192.3.46.98

VelocityMC

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9310
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	92
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
New Chunks Explored:	137295	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Welcome to Velocity MC OP Factions! Here we focus on PVP and raiding to keep the fun non-stop! Plenty of kits to keep you going on your battle! We include variety of plugins, including custom, to keep our server extraordinary!

play.velocity-mc.com

VanillaMC

Vanilla

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8013
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Gods Slained:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Emeralds Found:	928	Animals Bred:	34
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

This is a regular survival server

192.95.49.186

Faded Skyblock

Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4501
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Faded Skyblock is an economy based Skyblock server! We have many things to do such as Challenges, Mini Games, and to have an awesome Skyblock experience. We have helpful staff and a friendly community. We hope this description of our Skyblock server makes you want to come play with us!

Over 20,000 Unique Players have joined Faded Skyblock!

FadedSB.com

Dovercraft

Survival

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2307
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Animals Bred:	110	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Dover craft Friendly towny server

23.95.30.145

Vanilla Craft

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3124
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Pure Vanilla Server for anyone that likes to get back to the basics. We have a good core group of players and we are looking for more! Admins have the tools they need to get rid of hackers and players who do not abide by the Rules of Vanilla Craft.

If you need to contact us feel free to email us at: [email protected]

www.vanilla-craft.com

JurassicCraft TheFreezeSurvival

Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3877
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Welcome! This is a new survival JurassicCraft Server! you can only play on the server if you got the JurassicCraft modpack!

87.98.139.117:26365

UWARS

Anarchy, Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Raiding

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5115
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Buildings Constructed:	28	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	6

-=About the Server=- UWARS is a hub server that has been running for over a year. We have many cool features such Factions, KitPVP, Creative, and Anarchy (More coming soon)! Join now to have the best time of your life!

-=Features=- 1. No Whitelist! Join and have fun 2. Factions/Survival (Claim your land and build your army) 3. Creative (Show the world your awesome creations) 4. KitPVP (Free for all / All vs All For Crazy People!) 5. Anarchy and more coming soon! 6. Dedicated server with DDoS protection (NO LAG)

play.UWARS.NET

AssassinCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4346
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Void Gems Collected:	29
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	489
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

-24/7 -Pvp -Raiding -Nice Staff -Economy -Parkour -Capture The Flag -2 Years Running

vtownhood.mymc.io

Craft Life – Survival

Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9594
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	28	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4552	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	254

Survival Server

play.craftlife.com.br

xxooss

Creative

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4120
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Dimension Hops:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Just another Minecraft server…except for the fact that it’s not just another Minecraft server. Why the need for 100 characters?????

23.95.30.251

SkyArmy

Anarchy, Factions, Prison, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7623
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

We are a pvp server based on Factions! Looking for players! Invite your friends We feel its important to listen to what the players have to say! You can type /f help for help with Factions. Read the signs at spawn and then walk through the portal You can ask a staff online for help with commands or other things with the server. We hope to see you online and hope we will find ourself a spot in your server list! Website: http://sky-army.net/ See you online fellow member! Server IP: mc.sky-army.net

mc.skyarmy.eu

Kingdom of Naelov

Economy, Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1230
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Love Letters Sent:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Emeralds Found:	5981
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

===== Survival ===== This is where our focus lies. In the survival world, you can create shops, claim your land, collect treasures dropped by monsters, mine mob spawners with Silk Touch, level up your skills, and complete various objectives to rank up. When you do rank up, you will gain access to powerful spells, ranging from growing grops to walking on water to creating a fire nova around you. You will also become able to pose your armor stands in unique ways, and change things like whether they have arms or not.

198.143.131.99