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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 5265 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 29 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 83 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 18 |
Mines Excavated: | 2479 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 |
Our server is like a magical dumpster where you can toss all your past drama and build a new, drama-free life. We’ve got pixelated therapists ready to help you mine through your emotional blocks and craft a brighter future.
Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself visits our server disguised as a chicken to spread wisdom and good vibes. So why hold onto something so long when you can join us and let it go in the most hilarious and cathartic way possible? Let’s dig deep and craft a better tomorrow together!