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Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 8893 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Zombie Dances: | 10 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 47 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 23 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
we got crazy stories, man. like, one time, a creeper tried to blow up our spawn point, but our admin swooped in and drop-kicked that green boi into the next dimension. it was epic, dude.
and don’t even get me started on our mini-games. we got spleef tournaments where the winner gets a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot. trust me, you wanna be the one to claim that title.
so, what are you waiting for? come join the madness, the mayhem, the absolute chaos that is our minecraft server. double bagged trader joe’s bag handles ain’t got nothin’ on us.