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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 663 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Animals Bred: | 95 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 32 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 36 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
we got crazy stories, man. like, one time, a creeper tried to blow up our spawn point, but our admin swooped in and drop-kicked that green boi into the next dimension. it was epic, dude.
and don’t even get me started on our mini-games. we got spleef tournaments where the winner gets a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot. trust me, you wanna be the one to claim that title.
so, what are you waiting for? come join the madness, the mayhem, the absolute chaos that is our minecraft server. double bagged trader joe’s bag handles ain’t got nothin’ on us.