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Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 3439 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 24 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 43 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 21 |
we got crazy stories, man. like, one time, a creeper tried to blow up our spawn point, but our admin swooped in and drop-kicked that green boi into the next dimension. it was epic, dude.
and don’t even get me started on our mini-games. we got spleef tournaments where the winner gets a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot. trust me, you wanna be the one to claim that title.
so, what are you waiting for? come join the madness, the mayhem, the absolute chaos that is our minecraft server. double bagged trader joe’s bag handles ain’t got nothin’ on us.