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Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 5905 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 16 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 7 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
we got crazy stories, man. like, one time, a creeper tried to blow up our spawn point, but our admin swooped in and drop-kicked that green boi into the next dimension. it was epic, dude.
and don’t even get me started on our mini-games. we got spleef tournaments where the winner gets a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot. trust me, you wanna be the one to claim that title.
so, what are you waiting for? come join the madness, the mayhem, the absolute chaos that is our minecraft server. double bagged trader joe’s bag handles ain’t got nothin’ on us.