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Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 1401 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 25 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
we got crazy stories, man. like, one time, a creeper tried to blow up our spawn point, but our admin swooped in and drop-kicked that green boi into the next dimension. it was epic, dude.
and don’t even get me started on our mini-games. we got spleef tournaments where the winner gets a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot. trust me, you wanna be the one to claim that title.
so, what are you waiting for? come join the madness, the mayhem, the absolute chaos that is our minecraft server. double bagged trader joe’s bag handles ain’t got nothin’ on us.