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Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 9708 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 30 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
we got crazy stories, man. like, one time, a creeper tried to blow up our spawn point, but our admin swooped in and drop-kicked that green boi into the next dimension. it was epic, dude.
and don’t even get me started on our mini-games. we got spleef tournaments where the winner gets a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot. trust me, you wanna be the one to claim that title.
so, what are you waiting for? come join the madness, the mayhem, the absolute chaos that is our minecraft server. double bagged trader joe’s bag handles ain’t got nothin’ on us.