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Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 4160 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 641 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 |
we got crazy stories, man. like, one time, a creeper tried to blow up our spawn point, but our admin swooped in and drop-kicked that green boi into the next dimension. it was epic, dude.
and don’t even get me started on our mini-games. we got spleef tournaments where the winner gets a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot. trust me, you wanna be the one to claim that title.
so, what are you waiting for? come join the madness, the mayhem, the absolute chaos that is our minecraft server. double bagged trader joe’s bag handles ain’t got nothin’ on us.