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Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 9141 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 10 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 213 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 32 |
we got crazy stories, man. like, one time, a creeper tried to blow up our spawn point, but our admin swooped in and drop-kicked that green boi into the next dimension. it was epic, dude.
and don’t even get me started on our mini-games. we got spleef tournaments where the winner gets a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot. trust me, you wanna be the one to claim that title.
so, what are you waiting for? come join the madness, the mayhem, the absolute chaos that is our minecraft server. double bagged trader joe’s bag handles ain’t got nothin’ on us.