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Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 4969 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Potions Brewed: | 105 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
we got crazy stories, man. like, one time, a creeper tried to blow up our spawn point, but our admin swooped in and drop-kicked that green boi into the next dimension. it was epic, dude.
and don’t even get me started on our mini-games. we got spleef tournaments where the winner gets a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot. trust me, you wanna be the one to claim that title.
so, what are you waiting for? come join the madness, the mayhem, the absolute chaos that is our minecraft server. double bagged trader joe’s bag handles ain’t got nothin’ on us.