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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 5980 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 25 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
Divine Spears Created: | 19 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
we got crazy stories, man. like, one time, a creeper tried to blow up our spawn point, but our admin swooped in and drop-kicked that green boi into the next dimension. it was epic, dude.
and don’t even get me started on our mini-games. we got spleef tournaments where the winner gets a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot. trust me, you wanna be the one to claim that title.
so, what are you waiting for? come join the madness, the mayhem, the absolute chaos that is our minecraft server. double bagged trader joe’s bag handles ain’t got nothin’ on us.