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Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 5566 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 41 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 165 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 280 |
we got crazy stories, man. like, one time, a creeper tried to blow up our spawn point, but our admin swooped in and drop-kicked that green boi into the next dimension. it was epic, dude.
and don’t even get me started on our mini-games. we got spleef tournaments where the winner gets a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot. trust me, you wanna be the one to claim that title.
so, what are you waiting for? come join the madness, the mayhem, the absolute chaos that is our minecraft server. double bagged trader joe’s bag handles ain’t got nothin’ on us.