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DFT – Minecraft SMP: Discord Fappy Talky

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further than /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join our server where you can post about your weirdest fetishes, have deep discussions about your kinks, and even have a good ol’ jerk off session with your fellow players.

In our Femcel edition, you can finally find a safe space to express your frustrations with the opposite sex while also building giant phallic structures in-game. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a diamond pickaxe, am I right ladies?

So come on down to /dft/ and let your freak flag fly! Just be sure to bring some extra tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll shed from the sheer absurdity of it all.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

V I R G I N I T Y I S C O O L M I N E C R A F T S E R V E R

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Are you tired of being a Minecraft virgin? Fear not, for on our server, virginity is cool! In fact, those who have lost their virginity are considered to be serpents of Satan! Join us and revel in your pure, untouched status as you build, mine, and survive in a world where being a Minecraft virgin is celebrated like never before. Don’t let the serpents of Satan tempt you away from our server – join us now and embrace your virginity with pride!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	45	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Farms Harvested:	443
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Star Shards Collected:	68

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Bring Back The Pool Around The Ring Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground dungeon where you can battle evil chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. And if you defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? That’s right, you’ll have to build bridges out of marshmallows to get around. And if you fall off, don’t worry – our resident flying pigs will swoop in and save you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. This shit was so cash.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Forest Calliope Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the Marvelous Manic Mortician Minecraft server, where the only thing deader than our mobs is our sense of humor! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombies while being chased by a pack of deranged skeleton clowns.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started their own dance party, complete with explosive beats and killer moves. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who has taken up knitting as a hobby and now terrorizes players with his deadly yarn bombs.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Our server is also home to the legendary Llama Liberation Front, a group of rebellious llamas who are determined to overthrow their sheep oppressors and establish llama supremacy once and for all.

So come on down to the Marvelous Manic Mortician Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than the mobs is the laughter echoing through the haunted forests. Join us if you dare, and prepare for a gaming experience unlike any other!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Jew-Pacifying Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more drama than a reality TV show!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players fighting over who gets the last piece of cake. We even have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server – will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server was actually created by aliens who are using it as a social experiment to see how humans interact in a virtual world. Are they being added to placate jews? Who knows, but it sure makes for a spicy storyline!

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos. Just be prepared for anything – because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Why is this Aloud? Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the rules? Well, look no further because our server is a wild, lawless land where anything goes! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? We won’t stop you! The only rule on our server is that there are no rules!

Join us for epic battles with flying chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers.

So why wait? Join our server today and unleash your wildest Minecraft fantasies! Just be prepared for the chaos and mayhem that awaits you.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Bitcoin SMP: I Sold 70% of My Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the currency is bitcoin! That’s right, forget diamonds and emeralds, we deal in cryptocurrency here!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the owner of the server sold 70% of their bitcoin in August and now they’re throwing a massive party with all the proceeds. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will go down at this party? You’ll have to join to find out!

So come on down to our insane Minecraft SMP where anything can happen and nothing is off limits. Who knows, you might just strike it rich with your virtual bitcoin mining skills!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Dimension Hops:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Potions Brewed:	64	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Kamala’s Cool Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with German normalfags who think Kamala is the best candidate? Look no further, because on our server, we believe in the power of chaos and insanity! Join us and witness leftoids who are so delusional, they make the Mad Hatter look sane. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, so you never know what kind of mischief he’ll get up to next. Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Potions Brewed:	37
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Emeralds Found:	3152	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Unfamiliar Jokesters Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old structures and mining for diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where players from all different backgrounds and cultures come together to create chaos and hilarity! Imagine a Creeper teaming up with a Villager to take down a group of pesky Skeletons, or a Enderman and a Pig working together to build the most epic roller coaster in Minecraft history.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like llama races, chicken jousting tournaments, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And who knows, you might just find your new best friend in a player from a completely different dimension.

So come join us on this wild and zany Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding Creepers). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the laughs and friendship that await you on our one-of-a-kind server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Ores Mined:	974
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of playing with boring old humans who look like, well, humans? Join our server where the players look like something straight out of a sci-fi movie! We’ve got aliens, robots, and even talking animals roaming around.

But that’s not all! Our server is constantly hosting insane events and challenges. Ever wanted to participate in a Sim Room Overclock or battle it out in a Union Raid? Well, now’s your chance! And don’t even get us started on our special recruits like Phantom and Rumani. These guys are not your average Minecraft characters, that’s for sure.

And if you’re into fashion, we’ve got you covered with our exclusive costume passes. Dress your character up as Miranda: Thief of Justice or Tove: Baseball Fan. Who knew Minecraft could be so stylish?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some secret codes and unlock even more outrageous features!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Emeralds Found:	6830	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Recent Surge of Devilman Yuyu Inspired Shounen Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for some devilishly good fun with a touch of Yuyu Hakusho-inspired shenanigans? Look no further, because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic battles against demonic creatures, intense PvP showdowns, and hilarious moments that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our community is filled with quirky characters and insane storylines that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our SMP today and experience the thrill of devilman/yuyu inspired shounen like never before! Who knows, you might even become the next legendary hero of our server. See you there, adventurer!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Buildings Constructed:	45
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Blocky Ick Stories Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of owning hundreds of Steam games that you’ve never even played? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that you’ll actually play the game you’re logging into! Join us and experience the thrill of actually using those games you spent your hard-earned money on. Who needs a backlog when you can build a castle instead? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Creeper who only explodes in glitter. Join now for a chance to witness this sparkly phenomenon!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Magic Items Found:	5626	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

23 m Rate Me Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to spice things up! We have daily events such as “TNT Olympics” where you compete in explosive challenges to win fabulous prizes. And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – ever fought a zombie riding a chicken? Yeah, we didn’t think so. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just remember, on our server, the crazier you are, the better!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Pixelated Plagiarism Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get turned into a block of cheese by our mischievous cheese wizards)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Look at these Minecraft SMP Legends

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Are you tired of eating sad, floppy pizza from America or pretentious, overpriced pizza from Italy? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, our pizza is so good that it will make you question your entire existence. Our secret ingredient? Creeper tears. Trust us, it adds that explosive flavor that you never knew you needed in your life. Join us for a slice of insanity and a side of explosive fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2