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Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 4201 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Magical Moments Shared: | 12 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1889 |
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So come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of investing in potatoes, virtual stocks, and questionable real estate decisions. Who knows, you might just become the next virtual Warren Buffet!