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Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 3743 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 15 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Love Letters Sent: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Farms Harvested: | 696 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
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