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Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 9406 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
New Chunks Explored: | 123358 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Crops Grown: | 2008 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Votes: | 4411 |
Join us and watch as your virtual Tesla stocks soar by 30% when everyone is crying about cyber trucks, or see your Bitcoin investments skyrocket by 4x when FTX collapses (because who needs real financial stability anyway?).
And if you’re looking to invest in real estate, our server is the place to be! Buy a virtual house only when people tell you it’s a bad investment – because who needs logic when you have virtual properties to play with?
So come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of investing in potatoes, virtual stocks, and questionable real estate decisions. Who knows, you might just become the next virtual Warren Buffet!