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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 3148 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of Zoomers who have discovered the ultimate solution to hair loss: self-sterilization. That’s right, they’ve found a way to stop their hair from falling out by sacrificing their ability to have children. It may sound extreme, but hey, desperate times call for desperate measures!
So come join us on our hair-raising Minecraft server and say goodbye to balding forever. Who needs Rogaine when you’ve got pixelated potions and self-sterilization techniques at your disposal? Let’s grow some locks and have a follicle-tastic time together!