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Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 7374 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 |
Animals Bred: | 165 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of Zoomers who have discovered the ultimate solution to hair loss: self-sterilization. That’s right, they’ve found a way to stop their hair from falling out by sacrificing their ability to have children. It may sound extreme, but hey, desperate times call for desperate measures!
So come join us on our hair-raising Minecraft server and say goodbye to balding forever. Who needs Rogaine when you’ve got pixelated potions and self-sterilization techniques at your disposal? Let’s grow some locks and have a follicle-tastic time together!