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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 1163 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 18 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
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so come on, join us and see what all the fuss is about. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the next big breakthrough in minecraft technology. or maybe you’ll just have a really good time. either way, it’s gonna be epic.