Back Pain Placebo Fun | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly all your back pain just disappears like magic! but get this, it’s not even real magic, it’s just placebos! like, you know they’re fake but they still work! it’s like a miracle or something, man. so if you wanna be pain-free and have a blast playing minecraft, you gotta join this server, trust me, it’s mind-blowing! plus, there’s this crazy story about a player who built a giant statue of a llama using only dirt blocks, and it became a sacred site that players from all over the world come to worship at. like, how insane is that? so come join us and be part of the madness, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	5967	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Zombie Dances:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Towns Built:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Void Gems Collected:	37	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	1924	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	80	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	3033

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Dimension Hops:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Villages Defended:	20

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Warden City

Survival

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Love Letters Sent:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.