Back Pain Placebo Fun | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly all your back pain just disappears like magic! but get this, it’s not even real magic, it’s just placebos! like, you know they’re fake but they still work! it’s like a miracle or something, man. so if you wanna be pain-free and have a blast playing minecraft, you gotta join this server, trust me, it’s mind-blowing! plus, there’s this crazy story about a player who built a giant statue of a llama using only dirt blocks, and it became a sacred site that players from all over the world come to worship at. like, how insane is that? so come join us and be part of the madness, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Farms Harvested:	151	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Love Letters Sent:	16	Titanic Battles Fought:	29

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	25

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	451
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Enchantments Applied:	187

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	370	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Dimension Hops:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6234	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Ores Mined:	1071	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Alien Abductions:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Towns Built:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Mines Excavated:	3206	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Farms Harvested:	453
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2510	Towns Built:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Warden City

Survival

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Emeralds Found:	4701
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Falling into the Void:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.