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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the Nether? Well, look no further because our server is the diamond in the rough you’ve been searching for!

Join us if you’re tired of self-improvement and just want to chill with some cool peeps who understand that life is all about building pixelated houses and fighting off creepers.

Forget about trying harder, on our server, we embrace the chaos and embrace the derpiness of Minecraft.

And if you’re an incel looking for a new community to call home, look no further! We’re all about building friendships and crafting epic adventures together.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to victory! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Blockstorm

Economy, PvP, Survival

There are two survival worlds and a PvP world. The server is running the latest Spigot version for 1.8 with several plugins including mcMMO, WorldGuard, CraftBook and custom plugins. There is an economy, shops and a MobArena. For more information visit blockstorm.com.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Runes Activated:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SophisticatedGoons

Creative, Factions, PvP, Survival

The SophisticatedGoons Officail Twitch/YouTube Server! The server conatins many plugins. Some of these include: Multi-Verse, Towny, iConomy, ChestShop, Factions, +more! We stream on Twitch almost everyday, and one day I ws thinking about making a server, so I did, and here we are 🙂 The server and everything took a couple of days to make. We had some problems at the start but everything is A-OK now. Owners: Muffiiiins NickPang231

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Star Shards Collected:	204
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

BreadKraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Towny

BreadKraft, a wheat based alternative! What is BreadKraft? It’s a 24/7 dedicated Minecraft SMP server with a lag free environment, very active staff and friendly community. BreadKraft is a survival/pvp type server which tries to bring out the best vanillaesc flavour of Minecraft while enhancing core features(Survival, PvP, Building and Exploration) through a variety of plugins such as Towny, LWC, Dynamic Difficulty, HyperEconomy, and many more. What else? Well, we also have many fun mini games in our lobby such as Mario Kart, Capture The Flag, Spleef, and more! Go ahead, hop on our server at mc.breadkraft.net and enjoy your new found addiction.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	8221	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

RedstoneCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

RedstoneCraft Gaming is a Server where we give you what YOU want. Want a plugin added? It WILL be added. Got a suggestion, it will be implemented. We are looking for some Staffing, come on and be watched over and if we like your style, and you help people out and are willing to be a great part of our Community, you will be promoted. We ALL here at RedstoneCraft Gaming wish you all a very good stay!

Plugins installed on server: Essentials, WorldEdit, McMMO and more!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Chrisbot

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla PVE/PVP survival server. Server refreshed in August 2017. Chrisbot has been online since 2014.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CreativeBlockz

Creative

CreativeBlockz brings the most fun creative experience on Minecraft. However, there are some rules. 1. Have fun! 2. Trolls are not acceptable 3. Traps cannot be made 4. Be friendly and enjoy the server!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

WTCraft

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games

Serve is totally new but without bugs, it is hosted 24 hours a day, I hope you come in and help us grow, the owners of the serve are Nimatrox, Gasty, _iWeken, I just helped put the post on this page, thank you.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

mcMagic

Creative

If you are a fan of Disney and Minecraft, then you have got to see this. McMagic is Minecraft’s most complete to-scale version of the Walt Disney World Resort in Orlando, Florida. Originally started on the Reddit Creative Servers by our owner, therealduckie, in 2011, this replica of the Walt Disney World Resort features working rides, choreographed shows (including firework shows), all four of the Theme Parks (Animal Kingdom is currently about 60% done), and four of the many Resorts found on site. Beginning in late December, 2013, McMagic is proud to be showcasing CharlesGoldburn’s rendition of Disney Cruise Line’s Disney Dream!!

mcMagic has been around for two years now, and in just that span, we have accomplished a ton as a server, including a panel at Minecon 2013, over 130,000 Guests who have joined the server, 4 parks and resorts as mentioned above, and so much more!!

And for those of you that want to show your building skills, come build on our Creative Server at c.mcmagic.us!!!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

UniversalCraftMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

Growing server with many games and features including Team Deathmatch, PVP, Spleef, Grinder, Shop, Parkour,Death Games, Color Shuffle, Land ready to be claimed and much more to come!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Divine Spears Created:	30

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

The Uniquecraft Network

Creative, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Skywars

The Uniquecraft Network is a world-class network of servers, custom developed by nightcrawler601. We also have a team of highly skilled moderators and developers, aiming to give you the best experience possible. We are hosted by HostForward, and have partnerships with Mine-O-Rama 2014. We currently only have 2 servers – Free OP and Factions – but our development team are hard at work on awesome new minigames – and they will be released when they are finished.

Come and check us out at: play.uniquecraft.eu

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Farms Harvested:	918
Love Letters Sent:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

KayCraft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP

New minecraft server looking for coders staff builders and active mature fun players willing to work with me and be loyal

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Void Gems Collected:	32
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Minecraft Roleplay City

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

enjoy minecraft with many plugins and helpful players

Create your Own Company, Big or small. Roleplay, with plugins. the server includes many awesome plugins, such as ucars and chairs meaning you can drive cars and sit on stairs. (stairs require signs or items frames at both ends to work) on minecraft roleplay city you can create your own company big or small using our economy and chestshop plugins. Your business can be anything you can imagine, not just selling items! Transport. to get around you could use train, horse or car. It’s your choice Fight mobs to earn money. you can hang out with the mobs or fight them to earn money, no matter what kind of person you are you can enjoy your time on minecraft roleplay city. Where will you live? you can live anyhwhere, in an apartment, or build your own house, it’s all up to you! Design structures just like the real world. minecraft has unlimited possibilities, combined with many awesome plugins what do you call it then. the main point is you can have fun!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Pixelmon 2.5.7

Pixelmon, Survival

Join our Pixelmon server that is running 1.6.4 on version 2.5.7 of pixelmon!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Scorpio Realms

PvE, Survival

Scorpio Realms is small survival server with a great community and a good place to make new friends. Our main features are optional PvP, grief rollbacks, horse protection, chest locks, random teleports, global market, homes, /tpa and anti-cheat. You’re free to build anywhere you wish, but we ask that you do not build near other players. We also have a few plugins to enhance the performance of the server. This server is moderated and our staff team is always ready to help, let them know if you have been griefed, we’ll take care of it! Our only request is that you take the mandatory quiz before playing to make sure you understand the rules, it’s very short and easy.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Warhub

PvE, PvP

The Warhub – tommytony’s official War server @ wh.tommytony.com

War is the original PVP arena Bukkit plugin: it adds TDM and CTF arenas for a more focused Minecraft PVP experience. Warhub is the server home of War and we’ve been online since early 2011 (old school!). Everyone is welcome to visit and try out the warzones we created for your enjoyment.

Check out our server forums at warhub.tommytony.com .

Please refer to war.tommytony.com for War download links, instructions, videos and more.

Besides War, our players enjoy the freedom of creative gameplay, a friendly atmosphere and automated ranking that rewards dutiful regulars.

Bring your friends over for some quick-and-dirty PVP or PVE action, stop by to try the War plugin commands and mechanics before installing it on your own server or just come and visit us for a bit of fun on our free-build world. There’s a little something for everyone!

Thank you for your interest,

–tommytony

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.