Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to babysit anyone’s kids to avoid a bench warrant!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with insane stories like the time a player had to fight off a horde of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot! Or the epic quest to find the legendary diamond sword hidden deep within the Nether realm.

Don’t worry about being put in awkward situations like the one above, on our server, the only thing you’ll be saying yes to is having a blast! So come on over and join the fun, because here, the only drama you’ll find is between players battling it out in epic PvP battles. See you in the game!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 102/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Mythical Swords Crafted: 88
Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Villages Defended: 16

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Crafty Truth Bombs

    Crafty Truth Bombs
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb…literally! Join us and witness the epicness of our international truth nukes, where every block you break reveals a shocking truth about the world. Want to know if aliens really exist? Just mine some diamond ore and find out! But be warned, the truth can be explosive! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride of uncovering secrets and blowing minds. Who knew Minecraft could be so enlightening?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 55 Endless Legions Commanded: 26
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Alien Abductions: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 10 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Glorious Feasts Held: 8 Epic Weapons Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Crafty McCraftface: Where the only thing you’ll win is a blocky trophy!

    Crafty McCraftface: Where the only thing you’ll win is a blocky trophy!
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, where legends are made and dreams come true! They call him Mr. Untouchable because he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a gang of friendly creepers who just want to hug you (with explosions). Our diamond mines are so rich, even Herobrine himself would be jealous. And don’t even get us started on the secret treasure hidden in the Nether – rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to control time itself!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds to zombie villagers who moonwalk while attacking, you’ll never know what crazy creatures you’ll come across next.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the legend of Mr. Untouchable! Just be sure to watch out for those hugging creepers…

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Wilderness Tamed: 9
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Crafty Kiseki Kingdom

    Crafty Kiseki Kingdom
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic, mind-blowing, and downright ridiculous place to play Minecraft!

    Join us on a journey to a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a talking cow who gives out free diamonds to a friendly Enderman who loves to dance, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bottomless Pit, where players can test their luck by jumping in and seeing where they end up. Will you land in a field of diamonds or a pit of lava? The only way to find out is to take the plunge!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure on our Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you stand too close to a creeper)!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 31
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Ether Blades Crafted: 10 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • PussyCraft: Where Even Creepers Have More Courage!

    PussyCraft: Where Even Creepers Have More Courage!
    Welcome to the server where we proudly boast the title of being the biggest pussies on the planet! Our flag is a giant gaping vagina because we just love getting fucked over by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft. But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – our pet zombie pigmen army that will protect you from any danger! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. So why wait? Join now and experience the ultimate pussy power in Minecraft!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 17
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 17 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Minecraft: Punching Trees and Faces in ‘/sfg/ Street Fighter General Server’

    Minecraft: Punching Trees and Faces in ‘/sfg/ Street Fighter General Server’
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles and crazy adventures.

    Imagine fighting off creepers and zombies with the skills of a Street Fighter pro! Our server is filled with high level replays and frame data to help you dominate the competition. And if you need a break from Minecraft, hop on Fightcade to play classic fighting games like Street Fighter II and Alpha 3.

    But that’s not all! We even have Daigo drills for your warm-up routine, because who doesn’t want to channel their inner esports legend while playing Minecraft? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the ultimate fusion of Minecraft and Street Fighter madness!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Void Gems Collected: 18

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • DrunkCraft: Where we promise not to drink and mine…until we find diamonds!

    DrunkCraft: Where we promise not to drink and mine…until we find diamonds!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about your disappointing wine and dildo experiences? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time that will have you laughing until your stomach hurts (in a good way this time)!

    Our server is so fun, it will make you forget all about that terrible bottle of wine you tried to drink. We have so many exciting adventures waiting for you, you won’t even remember why you were feeling dizzy and confused in the first place.

    And as for that disappointing dildo purchase? Well, let’s just say our server is so entertaining, it will make you wonder why you ever thought a dildo could bring you joy.

    So come join us on our server and let the laughter and fun wash away all your troubles. Who needs hedonismmaxxing when you have our crazy Minecraft world to explore?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Pixelated Puzzles: Physics vs. Computer Science

    Pixelated Puzzles: Physics vs. Computer Science
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us and experience a world where physics and computer science collide in the most epic way possible. Want to build a working roller coaster powered by redstone? Done. How about creating a gravity-defying castle that floats in the sky? Easy peasy.

    With a Physics degree, you can bend the laws of nature to your will and create mind-blowing structures that will leave your fellow players in awe. But wait, there’s more! With a CS degree, you can hack into the game and create glitches that will confuse and amaze everyone around you.

    So why choose between a Physics or CS degree when you can have both on our server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 51
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 36 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 10 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • RIP Series Survival: Where Your Favorite Shows Go to Die (and Resurrect in Pixel Form!)

    RIP Series Survival: Where Your Favorite Shows Go to Die (and Resurrect in Pixel Form!)
    Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, for on our server, we bring those dead series back to life! Ever wanted to see a crossover between Spongebob Squarepants and Game of Thrones? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join us and witness the epic battles between Patrick Star and the White Walkers, or build your own Bikini Bottom castle fit for a king (or a sponge)! Don’t miss out on the chance to revive your favorite shows in the most unexpected ways on our server. Join now and let your imagination run wild!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 32 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Towns Built: 6 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Lost in Blocks: Where Misfits Find Their Minecraft Family

    Lost in Blocks: Where Misfits Find Their Minecraft Family
    Are you tired of feeling like you don’t belong anywhere? Do you want to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a place where you can truly be yourself? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us and become part of our wacky family of misfits and outcasts. We don’t care about your past or your social status, all we care about is having a good time and building epic creations together.

    Forget about your boring college life and electrical engineering woes, on our server, you can be whoever you want to be. Want to be a wizard who builds giant castles out of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to be a pirate who sails the seven seas in search of treasure? The ocean is your playground!

    Don’t waste another minute feeling alone and out of place. Join our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just find your true family among our crazy bunch of gamers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the fun begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Emeralds Found: 8828
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Divine Spears Created: 27
    Animals Bred: 119 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 186 Legendary Scepters Created: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Sh*ttyCraft: Spring 2024 Edition

    Sh*ttyCraft: Spring 2024 Edition
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where the pigs ride the players, the chickens have laser eyes, and the creepers break dance before exploding!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where the zombies and skeletons have dance-offs to see who can bust the best moves. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon – rumor has it he’s taken up knitting as a hobby and is now creating fashionable scarves for all the players.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Crafty Convicts: If the Pickaxe Fits, Mine it!

    Crafty Convicts: If the Pickaxe Fits, Mine it!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the gloves are always the perfect fit! If you’ve ever had trouble finding gloves that fit just right, then this is the server for you. Our custom glove-fitting plugin ensures that your virtual hands will always be snug and cozy.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of rare, diamond-encrusted gloves. Rumor has it that wearing one of these gloves will give you special powers in the game, like the ability to summon a herd of flying pigs or turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

    And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take part in our weekly Glove Olympics, where players compete in wacky glove-themed challenges like glove juggling and glove painting. The winner gets a lifetime supply of gloves in every color of the rainbow!

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the gloves are always the perfect fit and the fun never ends. Remember, if glove don’t fit, you must not quit – join us today and experience the glove-tastic adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 1890
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 181
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 18 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • BritCraft: Where tea, crumpets, and creepers collide!

    BritCraft: Where tea, crumpets, and creepers collide!
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond block that granted them the power to fly like a majestic eagle. They soared through the skies, raining down diamonds on all the peasants below. And that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with talking pigs who will trade you rare items for a belly rub. Plus, every full moon, the legendary Julian Bream emerges from the depths of the ocean to serenade players with his enchanting lute skills. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 18 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 34 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Buildings Constructed: 19 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Dragons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • AmeliaCraft: Where we appreciate Watson and build epic adventures together!

    AmeliaCraft: Where we appreciate Watson and build epic adventures together!
    Welcome to the most detective-worthy Minecraft server out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, adventure, and a whole lot of lolz.

    Are you a fan of Amelia Watson? Well, you’re in luck because this server is dedicated to our favorite adorable, dorky detective! Solve crimes, uncover secrets, and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Amelia Watson herself frequents this server in disguise, ready to challenge players to epic detective showdowns. Will you be able to outsmart her and claim the title of ultimate sleuth?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft server and let the detective games begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret society of chicken spies or a hidden underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted pickaxes. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 10
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 131 Wilderness Tamed: 12
    Enchantments Applied: 128 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 32 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Blocky Blunders: Where Creepers Ask the Real Questions

    Blocky Blunders: Where Creepers Ask the Real Questions
    Oh honey, let me tell you about this crazy Minecraft server I stumbled upon! It’s like a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. I mean, who wouldn’t want to join a server where you can ride on the backs of unicorns and battle evil llamas with enchanted swords?

    And the best part? The admins are actually a group of super intelligent dolphins who communicate with players through a series of elaborate underwater dance routines. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve had a dance-off with a dolphin in a virtual ocean.

    So, what did I think about it? Did I enjoy it? Oh heck yeah, I had the time of my life! So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 10 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 20
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 7 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Orbs of Power Found: 6

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Creepers for President 2025: Build, Mine, Vote!

    Creepers for President 2025: Build, Mine, Vote!
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want a server that will make you laugh until your pickaxe falls out of your inventory? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, diamond-filled treasure hunts, and a secret underground base where Herobrine himself hangs out!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to meet Notch in person and have a dance-off with a zombie pigman. Plus, our server is so epic that even Steve and Alex are fighting over who gets to build the next epic castle!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make Minecraft great again in 2025! Who needs Biden when you have a server this crazy?!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 9
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 17 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Farms Harvested: 336 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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