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| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 9949 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 47 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as leaving a baby at a friend’s house for five hours without a care in the world? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll have you laughing like J did when she finally picked up her baby after her little adventure.
Join us for the most outrageous adventures, where anything goes – just like J assuming you’ll provide daycare for her baby without even asking! We promise you won’t be bored, especially when you realize you have the chance to go part-time this summer and avoid any more awkward babysitting situations.
So come on, join us on this server where the unexpected is the norm and where you can finally put your foot down like a boss. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the chaos and fun in the virtual world? Don’t be an AH – join us now!
