BabyDaddyBanished | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of being present for every appointment, even in the virtual world! Just like in real life, we want our players to show up and support each other, especially during those crucial moments.

Join us and experience the thrill of rushing to the hospital in-game when your virtual child is sick and running a fever. Will your virtual husband step up and take them to the doctor, or will he be too busy farming in-game with his virtual parents? The drama unfolds in our server, where every decision counts!

And don’t worry about being alone during your virtual pregnancy journey – our community is here to support you every step of the way. Whether it’s virtual holidays, reunions, or doctor appointments, we’ve got your back (literally, because you’re pregnant in-game).

So come on in and join the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself considering not letting your virtual husband in the virtual delivery room if he doesn’t make an effort to attend all the virtual appointments. It’s all part of the adventure on our Minecraft server – where virtual life imitates virtual art.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	3564	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	1601

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Crafty Degenerates: Where Minecraft meets the absurd >films the most hilarious acts of perversity

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take pixelation to a whole new level! Ever wanted to hide your pixelated bits with just 10 pixels on the tip of your penis or clitoris? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just the beginning of the wild adventures you’ll have on our server.

Join us as we embark on quests to film the most degenerate acts of perverse sexual degradation that even the most twisted minds can conceive. Who knew that building pixelated structures could lead to such scandalous shenanigans?

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a community of players who are as insanely based as the japs (whatever that means)? Trust us, once you step foot into our pixelated world, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Villages Defended:	20
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

OldFartCraft: Where even the creepers can’t handle the smell

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a woman’s vaginal odor as she ages? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll have you saying “What’s that smell?!” But don’t worry, it’s just the scent of adventure and fun waiting for you around every corner. Join us and experience the ups and downs of Minecraft like never before – just like the ups and downs of a woman’s vaginal odor!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Animals Bred:	105
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

FratCraft: Where Cunts and Maxxing Collide

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, come join our server where we have frat boys running around in diamond armor, flexing their muscles and maxxing out their enchantments like it’s nobody’s business!

We’ve got a special event where every full moon, a giant frat party erupts in the middle of the server, complete with keg stands, beer pong tournaments, and even a dance-off to see who can do the best floss dance.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where you can challenge the frat boys to a game of “drink or die” – if you win, you get all their loot, but if you lose, you have to chug a potion of poison!

So come join our server for a wild and crazy time that you won’t find anywhere else. Just make sure to bring your party hat and your best frat boy impression!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dimension Hops:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Blocktopia: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate in craziness and chaos!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese! Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust a move and the skeletons breakdance. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and experience the insanity for yourself? Will they ever be surpassed? Probably not, because we’re too busy having a blast to even think about it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Buildings Constructed:	19	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

BoomerCraft: Where the Internet is Still Stuck in 2016

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Are you tired of feeling ancient on the internet? Join our Minecraft server and escape the woes of aging memes and nostalgia! Our server is like a time machine back to the good old days of blocky graphics and endless possibilities.

Imagine a world where 9/11 was just a distant memory and Pizza Hut from 1991 was still up for grabs. On our server, you can build your own Pizza Hut replica and defend it from any nostalgic thieves who try to take it from you.

But that’s not all – we also have Spongebob-themed challenges where you can prove once and for all that the old episodes were truly the best. Dive into the nostalgia of Bikini Bottom and show off your building skills in our underwater world.

So why wait? Join our server now and relive the glory days of the internet in a hilarious and absurd way. Who knows, you might even discover a secret time portal hidden in the pixelated landscapes of Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Pixelated Paradise: The “Is This Art Style Called Minecraft?” Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic art styles? Look no further, because our server is the epitome of avant-garde pixel perfection! Join us and experience the mind-blowing art style that we like to call “Pixel Picasso meets Minecraft Madness.”

Picture this: you’re wandering through a virtual world filled with blocky wonders and suddenly, you stumble upon a towering structure made entirely out of rainbow-colored sheep. Yes, you heard that right. Rainbow sheep. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman DJ?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a feathered ruler who commands an army of warrior chickens ready to defend their coop at all costs. Join us now and become part of this wacky world where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	58648	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Enchantments Applied:	94
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Runes Activated:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Mommy’s Best Boy’s Minecraft Adventure

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the clutches of femcels and enjoy the company of fellow straight white males! Join us for a wild adventure filled with tendies, bitch summoning sticks, and political dynamite.

Our server is the perfect place for those who believe in the threat posed by certain groups (we won’t say who, but you know who we mean). With 10,000 Good Boy Points up for grabs, why wouldn’t you want to join us?

So come on in, build your own headquarters, and let’s start a revolution together. Just remember, no femcels allowed!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CraftyCreepers: Where SAARS teach kids to deal with rapists in Minecraft!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we teach our players how to deal with creepers and grievers like a boss from a young age! Just like SAARS teaches their kids how to handle rapists, we teach our players how to handle any troublemakers in the game. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a few unexpected friendships along the way. Who knows, you might even become a master at fending off those pesky Endermen with just a flick of your wrist! So come on, join us and show those Minecraft baddies who’s boss!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5367	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Creepers to Keepers: Where Former Enemies Become Allies

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate plot twist – your former enemy becomes your ally! Imagine teaming up with the player who used to grief your builds and steal your diamonds, now fighting side by side against the mobs and other players. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and betrayal, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored! Join now for the most dramatic Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3740	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Villages Defended:	17	Astral Projections Made:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

RicePaddleCraft: Where Asian gamers unite to build, mine, and conquer pixelated worlds!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we promote unity among the Chinese, Japanese, Koreans, and Vietnamese players! Forget about fighting mobs, our real enemies are the decadent Western imperialists trying to steal our diamonds and disrupt our peaceful mining operations.

Join us as we prioritize our economic interests, protect our natural resources, and build a strong army to defend against any Western invaders. Together, we will shape our own foreign policy and show those meddling imperial powers who’s boss!

So come on, join us in creating a powerful alliance and dominating the Minecraft world. 富國强兵! Let’s show those Western imperialists what we’re made of!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Blocky Ragnarok: Crafting Chaos & Creepers Galore!

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Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no personality? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cavern. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle against other players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth you could amass with just a few of those little guys running around! And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even try your hand at our custom mini-game, “Dance Dance Creeper Revolution,” where you have to out-dance a group of explosive mobs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the craziest, most fun-loving community on the block. And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon one of the hidden portals that lead to a dimension filled with talking pigs and flying cows. The possibilities are endless, so come on in and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PC Build Failures: A Minecraft Server for Normies Who Can’t Handle the Basics

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Are you tired of being a normie with a pathetic PC setup? Join our Minecraft server and escape the woes of building a gaming PC! We have the fastest gaming PCs already set up for you, so you can focus on what really matters – playing Minecraft all day and night.

Say goodbye to compatibility issues, troubleshooting errors, and the stress of picking PC parts. Our server is here to provide you with the ultimate gaming experience without any of the hassle. No need to anxiously await deliveries or run pointless benchmarks, just jump right into the game and let the fun begin!

Don’t let your brain rot from reddit and tiktok, join our server and embrace the true joy of gaming without the PC building headache. Trust us, once you experience the convenience and excitement of our server, you’ll never want to go back to the normie life again. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start gaming like never before!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Villages Defended:	19
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

AnimeSexCraft: Where Modern Anime Meets Minecraft Madness!

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Are you tired of all the degenerate anime out there that revolve around nothing but sex? Looking for a server that’s more classy and tasteful? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is like a breath of fresh air in a sea of trashy content. Join us for a fun and wholesome gaming experience where the only thing getting raped is the creeper by your diamond sword! Say goodbye to trashy HBO vibes and hello to a server that’s more classy than an uncut hentai. What are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

NudeCraft: Where You’ll Find More Than Just Diamonds in the Hardcore World of Minecraft!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting or scandalous? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to uncover the juiciest secrets and scandals of the Minecraft community. We’ve got hidden treasure chests filled with scandalous nudes and hardcore pics of your favorite Minecraft characters. Who knew Steve had such a wild side?

But be warned, once you see these scandalous pics, you’ll never look at your beloved Minecraft characters the same way again. It’s a whole new world of blocky drama and intrigue, and you won’t want to miss out on the action.

So come on down to our server and join the chaos. Who knows what scandalous surprises await you in the world of Minecraft? Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft. 😉🔥🔞

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Crafty United – Where Creepers and Players Unite in Chaos!

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server. Legend has it that once upon a time, a group of players on this server became so powerful that NOBODY could stop them. They built giant castles made entirely out of diamond blocks, rode around on flying pigs, and tamed dragons to guard their loot. But don’t worry, they’re actually super friendly and love to welcome new players into their wacky world. So come join us and see if YOU can become as unstoppable as them! Just be prepared for a wild ride full of epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few exploding chickens. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.