Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a toddler on a sugar rush? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of dodging dirty diapers and broken toys while trying to survive in a hoarder’s paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the drama unfold as players argue over who is to blame for the mess, just like Bob and Bella arguing over who is responsible for poor little Kevin’s situation. Will you take a stand like our hero OP and call out the madness, or will you sit back and watch the chaos unfold?

Join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime as you navigate through a world filled with neglect, tantrums, and questionable parenting choices. Who needs a rollercoaster when you have this Minecraft server to keep you on the edge of your seat? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 96/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 28
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Runes Activated: 1
Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Gods Slained: 1
Endless Legions Commanded: 45 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Void Armor Forged: 16

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Kakegurui Minecraft Server

    Kakegurui Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through the world of Kakegurui, where every block you mine could be a gamble for your life! Season 1 will have you on the edge of your seat as you try to outwit your opponents in high-stakes games of chance. Season 2 will take it up a notch with even crazier challenges and even bigger risks. And just wait until you see what we have in store for season 3… Kakegurui XXX! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the ultimate thrill ride!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 32 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 728701 Runes Activated: 7
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
    Falling into the Void: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Board of What the Hell Minecraft SMP

    Board of What the Hell Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun, then this is the place for you.

    Join us as we embark on ridiculous adventures, like trying to tame a wild pack of creepers or building a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

    But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. One time, a player accidentally turned their entire base into a giant lava pit and had to live in a treehouse for a week. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it was a flying mount.

    So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and dive headfirst into a world of chaos, then come join us on this wild Minecraft SMP. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Mines Excavated: 2452
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1495 Void Gems Collected: 34
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 102
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 17 Astral Projections Made: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • FlatMateFrenzy Minecraft Server

    FlatMateFrenzy Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating awkward situations with former college friends who may or may not have crossed boundaries in the past.

    Imagine the excitement of building your virtual house next to your friend’s, but with separate entrances so you only see each other on the driveway. Will there be cuddling and attempted moves? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, it’ll be a wild ride full of social ineptitude and awkward encounters.

    Just like in real life, you’ll have the chance to learn from your mistakes and grow as a player. And who knows, maybe you’ll even run into your abusive ex at the virtual grocery store. But don’t worry, they won’t harm you anymore – unless you accidentally build your house too close to theirs.

    So come join our server and experience the thrill of uncomfortable situations and questionable boundaries. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Chimeras Created: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Animals Bred: 62
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • FriendshipFiascoCraft

    FriendshipFiascoCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where trust is key and friendships are tested in the most hilarious ways! Join us for a savings scheme like no other, where your hard-earned diamonds are at stake!

    Imagine a world where your in-game currency is deposited into a virtual bank, only to be used for emergencies by your so-called “friends.” Will you be the next victim of a shady banker like Jessica, who promises to repay you but conveniently forgets?

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being removed from the group chat and accused of humiliating your friends publicly, all because you dared to ask for your rightful payout. Will you stand your ground and pursue legal action, or will you let bygones be bygones?

    Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the treacherous waters of group savings schemes in Minecraft. Who knew virtual currency could cause this much drama? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 6 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 29

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • TVShowFanaticMC SMP

    TVShowFanaticMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is home to the rarest and most majestic Minecraft creature – the legendary Rainbow Sheepicorn! These magical creatures roam freely around our server, spreading joy and sparkles wherever they go.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Potato King, a mysterious figure who rules over the land with an iron fist… made of potatoes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Potato King in a dance-off, you will be granted unlimited potatoes for life!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with the Rainbow Sheepicorn and the Potato King by your side.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 29 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • CryCraft: Tears of Laughter

    CryCraft: Tears of Laughter
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy cat? Well, look no further because our server will have you crying tears of joy! Literally, we have a special plugin that triggers a crying animation every time you find a diamond. It’s like finding your first diamond all over again, except with more tears and less stress. Join us and see if you can handle the emotional rollercoaster that is our server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5148 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 98
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • PolandCraft Server: No Undocumented Mobs!

    PolandCraft Server: No Undocumented Mobs!
    haha no need for asylum when you join dis epic minecraft server! we got so many crazy builds and fun minigames, you’ll never wanna leave! plus, we got rid of all the undocumented mobs tryna sneak in, so it’s super safe here. come join us and build the most epic castle ever, or battle it out in our pvp arena where the winners get a lifetime supply of diamond swords! trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on all the fun and chaos on this server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 25 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 162

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • CraftyNorseWarfare

    CraftyNorseWarfare
    so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join rn!

    we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate. yep, you heard right, CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS.

    oh, and did i mention that the zombies here are actually really good dancers? like, they break out into a full on thriller dance routine every time you defeat them. it’s wild, man.

    plus, our creepers are actually just misunderstood and they give out free hugs instead of blowing up your stuff. it’s like a cuddle party every time you see one.

    so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? it’s like a party in your computer, man. come join the fun and let’s make some memories together.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Zombie Dances: 9 Falling into the Void: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • MineLatam

    MineLatam

    We welcome you! What do we offer? Bringing you the best OP experience you can find in the Minecraft community. If you like what we do, don’t hesitate to stop by our discord.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Falling into the Void: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 12
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • CraftedSurvival: Where shopping is a sport and survival is a specialty! Join us for some semi-vanilla fun!

    CraftedSurvival: Where shopping is a sport and survival is a specialty! Join us for some semi-vanilla fun!

    Crafted Survival Minecraft Server

    Features Description
    🏠 Land Claiming Claim your own land to protect your builds
    🛍️ Shopping District Trade with other players in a designated shopping area
    💨 Homes and TPA Set homes and teleport to other players
    🗺️ Live World Map View the server world map in real-time
    👾 Mob Heads Collect heads from defeated mobs
    🌙 One Player Sleep Allows one player to skip the night when sleeping
    🏅 Ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting Earn ranks through various in-game activities
    🧍 Active Player Base Join a friendly and active community of players

    Server Information

    🔗 IP: play.craftedsurvival.net

    🔗 Bedrock Port: 19132

    We can’t wait to welcome you to our server! ❤️

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I claim land? To claim land, use a golden shovel to select two points and create a claim.
    Can I participate in the shopping district? Yes, all players are welcome to set up shops and trade with others in the shopping district.
    How do I set a home and teleport to other players? Use /sethome to set a home location and /tpa [player] to teleport to another player.
    Is the server grief-free? Yes, we have measures in place to prevent griefing and ensure a friendly community experience.
    How can I earn ranks on the server? Ranks are based on trust, playtime, and voting. The more you play and contribute, the higher your rank will be.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 12 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 17 Dragon Eggs Found: 9857

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Degrade The GF Minecraft Server

    Degrade The GF Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a special event called “Degrade the GF” where players can team up to prank each other’s in-game girlfriends by building giant statues of them out of dirt and then blowing them up with TNT. It’s a wild ride of emotions and explosions!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough, we have a legendary treasure hunt where players can search for hidden chests filled with rare items and diamonds. But beware, the chests are guarded by a pack of mischievous chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their loot.

    So come join us on this wacky and unpredictable Minecraft server, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas). See you in the game!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Zombie Dances: 6
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Cunt Prostitute Minecraft SMP

    Cunt Prostitute Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in your Minecraft world, searching for excitement and adventure? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your virtual needs!

    Join us and experience a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug. Our community is filled with players who have mastered the art of building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, and our economy is based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and dragon eggs.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who run a thriving prostitution ring. That’s right, you can trade emeralds for a night of passion with a sexy librarian or a seductive blacksmith. It’s a wild world out there, and anything is possible on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8
    Love Letters Sent: 15 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • DiamondsForDudes

    DiamondsForDudes
    Join our Minecraft server and find out the answer to this age-old question! We have a secret hidden in our virtual world that will blow your mind and have you questioning everything you thought you knew about gender equality. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a pack of highly trained ninja cats who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. So come on, join us and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 39
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • EuroCraft2025 Minecraft Server

    EuroCraft2025 Minecraft Server
    come join our minecraft server where we pretend to be the president of poland in 2025 and our main goal is to make ukraine join the EU in the most epic way possible! we have crazy events like building giant EU flags out of diamond blocks and having epic battles against evil mobs that represent anti-EU forces.

    duda himself will be there to guide you through the journey and give you special quests like finding the legendary EU sword hidden deep in the mines. join now and be part of the most epic EU expansion in minecraft history!

    plus, we have free virtual pierogi for all new players! don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to shape the future of europe in a blocky, pixelated world. join now!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Crops Grown: 3432 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4892 Endless Legions Commanded: 34
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • UkraineWarzoneCraft

    UkraineWarzoneCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner warrior and fight like a russian soldier in ukraine but without the actual danger lol. we got intense battles happening all the time, just like in the real world but with pixelated graphics and blocky landscapes. u can be the hero of ur own story and lead ur army to victory against the enemy, just watch out for those creepers tho they’re more dangerous than any enemy soldier. join now and experience the thrill of war without actually getting hurt, what more could u ask for in a minecraft server?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Falling into the Void: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Runes Activated: 0
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Mythical Relics Collected: 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Farms Harvested: 384

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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