Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 6 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
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