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Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 6479 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 18 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player’s wife was on the verge of hanging herself at work, but all he could think about was whether or not to have kids. Talk about priorities, am I right? But don’t worry, it’s all just part of the fun on our server!
Experience the thrill of being called controlling and manipulative for wanting your partner to seek help and stability before bringing a child into the world. Who needs therapy or medication when you can just play Minecraft instead, am I right?
So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, come join us! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and games… or is it? 😉