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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 8556 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 81 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Divine Spears Created: | 11 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
Animals Bred: | 126 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player’s wife was on the verge of hanging herself at work, but all he could think about was whether or not to have kids. Talk about priorities, am I right? But don’t worry, it’s all just part of the fun on our server!
Experience the thrill of being called controlling and manipulative for wanting your partner to seek help and stability before bringing a child into the world. Who needs therapy or medication when you can just play Minecraft instead, am I right?
So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, come join us! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and games… or is it? 😉