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Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 3295 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 29 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 23 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9875 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player’s wife was on the verge of hanging herself at work, but all he could think about was whether or not to have kids. Talk about priorities, am I right? But don’t worry, it’s all just part of the fun on our server!
Experience the thrill of being called controlling and manipulative for wanting your partner to seek help and stability before bringing a child into the world. Who needs therapy or medication when you can just play Minecraft instead, am I right?
So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, come join us! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and games… or is it? 😉