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Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 2752 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Gods Slained: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 232 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 4 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player’s wife was on the verge of hanging herself at work, but all he could think about was whether or not to have kids. Talk about priorities, am I right? But don’t worry, it’s all just part of the fun on our server!
Experience the thrill of being called controlling and manipulative for wanting your partner to seek help and stability before bringing a child into the world. Who needs therapy or medication when you can just play Minecraft instead, am I right?
So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, come join us! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and games… or is it? 😉