BabyBlocker2021 | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your average soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy twists that will leave you questioning everything!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player’s wife was on the verge of hanging herself at work, but all he could think about was whether or not to have kids. Talk about priorities, am I right? But don’t worry, it’s all just part of the fun on our server!

Experience the thrill of being called controlling and manipulative for wanting your partner to seek help and stability before bringing a child into the world. Who needs therapy or medication when you can just play Minecraft instead, am I right?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, come join us! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and games… or is it? 😉

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	495	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Alien Abductions:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Mine Hero Academia Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block you break is a new adventure waiting to unfold! Join us for a chance to be personally mentored by the legendary manga artist, Horikoshi, as he guides you through building the ultimate base inspired by his latest one-shot masterpiece.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of pixelated unicorns that roam the land, dropping enchanted loot and granting wishes to those who can catch them. Rumor has it that these unicorns are actually disguised as creepers, so watch out for explosive surprises!

If you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret portal leading to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. These mystical creatures will challenge you to epic dance-offs and aerial races, with the winner receiving a crown made of golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a journey that will make you question reality and redefine what it means to play Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the madness and mayhem that awaits you in this wacky world!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Secret Passages Found:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Game Over Man Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you actually have to, like, play the game and stuff? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry llamas while trying to build your dream castle. And don’t worry, our resident prankster, Steve, will be there to fill your house with chickens just for laughs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Friday night. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena on the dance floor.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of our crazy, chaotic world where the only rule is to have fun? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CraftyProposalPlan

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as your future mother-in-law spilling the beans on your proposal plans? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises at every turn.

Just like how this poor soul’s surprise proposal got ruined by an overeager mother-in-law, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, maybe you’ll log in one day to find your base covered in pink wool by a mischievous prankster.

Don’t worry about causing a fight between your boyfriend’s family – on our server, the only fights you’ll have are epic battles against mobs and other players. Plus, with our custom ring crafting plugin, you can propose to your in-game partner in the most romantic way possible.

So come join us for a server experience that’s as crazy and chaotic as trying to keep a proposal secret from a chatty mother-in-law. Who needs surprises when you have our server to keep you entertained?

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Towns Built:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

TraumaDumpSMP: Share Your Minecraft Traumas!

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to join is by sharing your most traumatic experience! We believe that the best way to bond with your fellow players is by opening up about your deepest scars.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows up your entire house. But don’t worry, because in our SMP, we have therapists on standby to help you process the trauma of losing all your hard-earned loot.

Join us for a wild ride of emotional rollercoasters, where every block you break is a metaphor for your inner struggles. So come on in, share your pain, and let’s build a community based on mutual suffering and healing. It’s the only way to truly thrive in this crazy world of pixelated blocks and exploding creepers.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

BlockBustersFamLove

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Are you tired of your family’s boring support during challenging times? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the ultimate virtual family that will have your back no matter what. Need a pick-me-up after a tough day? Our virtual parents will tuck you in with a cozy bed made of diamonds. Feeling overwhelmed by school or work? Our virtual siblings will help you mine for resources and build the coolest virtual castle you’ve ever seen. So say goodbye to your real family and hello to your new, pixelated support system on our Minecraft server!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Boeing777SeaSearch Minecraft Server

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So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly you see a Boeing 777 crash into the ocean! And you’re like, “What the heck is going on?!” But then you realize it’s just part of the crazy adventure on this server.

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and unpredictable gameplay ever! We’ve got flying planes, underwater treasure hunts, and even a secret society of dolphins that will help you conquer the seas. Plus, our researchers are convinced that throwing Boeing 777 parts into the sea will somehow track down MH370. I mean, who needs logic when you’ve got this level of insanity?!

So come on, join us and experience the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world we’ve created. See you there, adventurer!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	282
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PrisonCraft16: Putin’s Cellmate

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Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like being locked up in a Russian prison, except you get beaten by your cellmate… in Minecraft! Join now to experience the thrill of being Russia’s youngest political prisoner at the age of 16. Who needs freedom when you can have a cellmate who beats you in a virtual world? It’s like a twisted version of the Hunger Games, but with blocks and creepers. So come on, join the madness and see if you can survive the brutality of this insane Minecraft server. Just watch out for those pesky cellmates with a grudge!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	New Chunks Explored:	665526
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Emeralds Found:	8393	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

ZapStitch – Lightning Fast Healing

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Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got surgical stitches dat can zap u back to health like a lightning bolt! Picture dis: u get a scratch from a zombie attack, but instead of waiting forever to heal, our electric stitches gonna make dat wound disappear faster than u can say “creeper”.

We did a study on some rats (don’t worry, dey volunteered) and found out dat our stitches can reduce a wound by like 69% in just 24 hours. Dat’s some next level healing right there! So come join us on dis server and experience da power of electricity in yo wounds. Trust me, it’s shockingly good!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Villages Defended:	6
Void Armor Forged:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	929052
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Cozy Corner: Where even the creepers have mature conversations!

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Cozy Corner Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features
We have backpacks, /spawn, /home, dynmap and typical datapacks from Vanilla Tweaks. We also have core protect for peace of mind, and we optionally use the proximity chat voice mod.
21+ community with a Minecraft Java server
Updated to 1.21 with expanded borders

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement to join the server?	Yes, players must be 21 or older to join the Cozy Corner Minecraft server community.
What are some of the server features?	The server offers backpacks, /spawn, /home commands, dynmap, datapacks from Vanilla Tweaks, core protect for security, and optional proximity chat voice mod.
Is there a discord community associated with the server?	Yes, the discord community is closely related to the Minecraft server and provides a space for players to chat about cozy games and other interests.
Are there any special events or limited time servers?	Occasionally, the server runs limited time modded servers like the vault hunters modded server, in addition to the semi-vanilla main server.
What happens if I’m inactive for an extended period?	Players who remain inactive without sending a message may get kicked to maintain an active and chatty community.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CoolCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server, “pepsi max 2-pack painos.”

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that whoever finds this dungeon will gain unlimited power and become the ruler of the server!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter. From flying pigs to dancing creepers, you’ll never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll come across in our world.

And if you’re feeling competitive, we host weekly PvP tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on that sweet prize!

So what are you waiting for? Join “pepsi max 2-pack painos” today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary player to conquer our server!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Lebanon Invaders Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we were once invaders of Lebanon… in Minecraft! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and a whole lot of shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a pineapple? Or participate in our annual “TNT Cannon Olympics” where the goal is to blow up as much of the landscape as possible?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Chicken Army,” a group of fearless feathered warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their coop from any intruders. And let’s not forget about our resident prankster, who once replaced all the blocks in someone’s house with pink wool just for fun.

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few exploding creepers.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Star Shards Collected:	51	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

NoShowSis Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of feeling betrayed by your own twin on your birthday? Join our Minecraft server and celebrate with a virtual twin who will never let you down! Our server is filled with surprises, like a secret birthday party waiting for you around every corner. Who needs a real sister when you have a blocky sibling who will always be there for you? Don’t let your real-life drama ruin your special day – join us and let the fun never end!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

GFreeloaderCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fair play and teamwork! Just like the OP’s girlfriend, you can join our server and expect to freeloading off the hard work of others. But don’t worry, we won’t ask you to pay rent or contribute financially either!

Our server is like a Hollywood Hills townhouse, filled with luxurious builds and amazing landscapes. You can stay rent-free and enjoy all the perks without lifting a finger to help out. Just like the girlfriend in the story, you can clean up after yourself and call it a day!

But beware, just like the OP, our players might start feeling like you’re taking advantage of the situation. So be prepared to face some ultimatums if you don’t start pulling your weight. Who knows, you might even end up in a virtual East LA with toxic and abusive mobs if you don’t contribute!

Join our server now and experience the thrill of living in a virtual townhouse without any real responsibilities. It’s the ultimate freeloading experience, Minecraft style!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

BadAdviceMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a group of players who are all about living life on the edge. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic pig races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Will you be the one to find it?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even encounter a talking llama or a dancing creeper along the way!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

NoHabitChangeMC

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Are you tired of being judged for your bad habits? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all your questionable life choices! Whether you’re addicted to eating raw potatoes or have a strange obsession with collecting dirt blocks, you’ll fit right in with our wacky community.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and non-stop chaos. Who knows, you might even meet a fellow player who shares your love for building giant statues of chickens or creating elaborate mazes filled with nothing but llamas.

So come on over and let your freak flag fly high! Remember, on our server, the weirder, the better. Embrace your quirks and join us for a wild ride that you’ll never forget. Who needs normalcy when you can have absolute madness?

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.