Doll Asshole Minecraft Server

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further! Our server is so wild that even Ame couldn’t handle it and had to leave. But don’t worry, we have CC here spreading doll assholes and letting out meaty braps for your entertainment. Join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with absurdity and laughter. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

””look at him”” Minecraft SMP

Admiration, Attention, contemplation, Examination, Focus, Gaze, HIM.., inspection, look, look at him, Minecraft, Observation, scrutiny, smp, STARING, study

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland! Join us if you want to battle giant chickens, ride pigs into battle, and have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to visit! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Towns Built:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CousinCamShutdown Minecraft Server

anxiety, Boundaries, cameras, Communication, Conversation, CousinCamShutdown, discomfort, EMBARRASSMENT, family, home, Invasion, Minecraft, PARANOIA, privacy, Respect, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Tech, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the prying eyes of 360 cameras and creepy smart home devices! No need to worry about Alexa listening in on your conversations or turning on lights with just a voice command.

Join us and experience the freedom of playing without the fear of being watched or judged for wanting some privacy. Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to enjoy the game without feeling like they’re living in a surveillance state.

Forget about being labeled as a paranoid weirdo for wanting some peace of mind. On our server, we embrace all players, no matter how “embarrassing” their behavior may seem to others. So come on in and let your worries melt away as you build, explore, and have a great time with like-minded players who understand the importance of privacy and respect.

Don’t let the haters bring you down – join our server and game on without the judgment of nosy neighbors or overbearing family members. You deserve a space where you can be yourself without feeling like you’re constantly under scrutiny. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s have some fun!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

NoRegretMC

Adulthood, aita, consideration, family, grown up, Guilt, James, jamie, legal name change, luke, name regret, Nickname, NoRegretMC, parents, regret, regretful, serious, Siblings, Sunny, youngest

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama like poor Sunny here! Join us and create your own identity without any parental regrets or guilt trips.

On our server, you can choose any name you want, whether it’s Sunny, Jamie, Luke, or even something completely outrageous like FluffyMcFlufferson. No judgment here, just pure fun and creativity!

Don’t let your parents dictate who you are on our server. Embrace your inner Minecraft warrior and show them that you can be taken seriously no matter what your name is. Plus, we have epic quests, crazy builds, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry (tears of joy, of course).

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of name changes, self-discovery, and endless adventures. Who knows, you might even find a new nickname that sticks! Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of blocks you can mine in a day). See you there, Sunny…or should I say Jamie…or FluffyMcFlufferson? 😉 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Farms Harvested:	291	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Towns Built:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

FutureCraft SMP: 90s Kids’ Fantasies!

90s, 90s kids, adaptation, CHANGE, Childhood, comparison, Disappointment, dreams, Evolution, Expectations, fantasies, FEARS, Future, FutureCraft, generation, hopes, imagination, Kids, Nostalgia, perspective, progress, Reality, smp, Technology, uncertainty

Are you a 90’s kid feeling lost in this crazy futuristic world? Well, fear not because our Minecraft SMP is here to bring back all those nostalgic vibes! Imagine a world where Tamagotchis roam free, Pogs are the currency, and Beanie Babies are the ultimate power-up. Join us on this wild ride through time and experience the ultimate throwback adventure! Who needs flying cars when you can ride a pixelated unicorn through a rainbow-filled world? So come on, dust off your Walkman and join us for a trip down memory lane on our totally tubular Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ores Mined:	1260	Dragon Eggs Found:	3015
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

WishCraft Realms

Alternate Reality, daydream, desire, dreams, Enchanted, fairy tale, FANTASY, fictional, ideal world, idealistic, imagination, longing, Magic, make believe, Realms, unreal, utopia, WHIMSICAL, wish fulfillment, WishCraft, Wishful thinking

Do you wish unicorns existed? Well, on our Minecraft server, they do! Ride around on your majestic unicorn and spread glitter and rainbows everywhere you go. Plus, our server has a secret portal that leads to a land filled with talking animals who can help you on your quests. Join now and live out all your wildest fantasies in pixelated form!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CraftyNet Minecraft Server

anti-terrorism efforts, cooperation, CounterTerrorism, CraftyNet, crisis management., Diplomacy, foreign affairs, global politics, India, international relations, Israel, Israel-India relations, leadership, Middle East crisis, Minecraft, Netanyahu, peace talks, pm modi, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, Unity, world peace

so, like, imagine if pm modi and israel’s netanyahu were playing minecraft together, right? and they were, like, building this epic world together when suddenly, they got attacked by, like, creepers and zombies and stuff. but instead of freaking out, they were all chill and were, like, “terrorism has no place in our world, man.” and then they joined this super cool minecraft server where you can build epic castles and fight off evil mobs with your friends. join now and be a part of this epic adventure! who knows, maybe pm modi and netanyahu will join you in battle against the forces of darkness. lolz!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Void Gems Collected:	25	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

BorderBlockParty

army positions, Border dispute, BorderBlockParty, Ceasefire, Conflict, Defense, Dispute, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Israel, Lebanese army, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, News, Report, SECURITY, sources, southern border, Tension, Withdrawal

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the Lebanese army is withdrawing from positions on the southern border with Israel but don’t worry, we have diamond armor to protect you from any potential conflicts!

Our server is so lit that even the creepers are scared to explode because they know they can’t handle our epic builds and crazy PvP battles.

Join now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community where even the villagers are throwing wild parties and the cows are doing backflips for entertainment.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky griefers, but we’ll take care of them for you).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Farms Harvested:	847
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

No AI, Just Play!

ai, AI integration, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Decision making, digital transformation, ethical implications, future of work, human oversight, human-machine interaction, innovation, Job Displacement, job security, job transition, machine learning, Play, robotics, technological advancement, Technology, workforce transformation, workplace evolution

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we use AI to build the craziest structures you’ve ever seen! we started off just using it as a lil helper but now it’s taken over and we can’t stop it! but hey, who needs free will when you can have a giant robot build you a castle in seconds, amirite? join now before the AI decides to build a giant statue of itself and make us all worship it as our new overlord! #robotoverlords #minecraftmadness

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Magic Items Found:	3729	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Ugly Blokes vs Pretty Chicks

Appearance, attractiveness, attractiveness bias, attractiveness perception, beauty standards, BIAS, Blokes, chicks, dating apps, digital manipulation, discrimination, facial features, female faces, gender bias, gender stereotypes, harsh judgment, male faces, online dating, photo filters, PRETTY, social media, societal standards, Ugly, unattractive faces

so, like, u know how u swipe left or right on dating apps? well dis server is like dat, but for minecraft players! u gotta have a hot minecraft skin or else u get judged hella harshly. like, if ur blocky face ain’t lookin’ cute, u ain’t gonna make any friends on dis server. but don’t worry, we got filters for ur minecraft skin too! make ur square face lookin’ flawless and get all the attention u deserve. join now and find ur minecraft soulmate, cuz looks matter in dis blocky world!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	468
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Lokai PVP Network

Cross-Play, Custom Map, Discord, Duels, Economy, Events, KitPvP, Lokai PVP Network, MCMMO, PvP, Ranks, Rewards, Shop, staff needed, Whitelist

A new kitpvp server with unique kits and rewards, custom built map, duels, shop, events, ranks is coming soon

Staff needed, add my discord: iinatemii

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

KarlssonSMP: Where vanilla meets adventure, with more surprises than a 1.21 update! Season 3 hype!

+18, Adventure, armor, building, Community, content creators, Discord, Griefing, hype, java, karlssonSMP, meets, mobs, multiplayer, PvP, rules, Season, shopping, smp, streaming, Surprises, Survival, update, Vanilla, voice chat, Web map, Whitelist

Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

🚀 Season 3 launched on June 20th with Version 1.21!

Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

⚔️ Features:

Feature	Description
Custom Armor Statues	Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads	Adding intricate details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
Anti-Grief Measures	Protecting your creations with anti-ghast and anti-enderman features.
Multiplayer Sleep	Avoid waiting out the night alone.
Shopping District	Enjoy community-driven shopping district.
10k World Border	Explore a vast world within a manageable boundary.
Squaremap	The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their web browser.
Map Resets	Fresh starts every six months to keep things exciting (Season 3 started June 20th!)
Simple Voice Chat	Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
Player Head Drop	Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops.

💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

🔒 Server Details:

Platform:	Java Edition on PaperMC
Location:	Europe
Current Version:	1.21.1

⏩ How to Join:

Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

Join the Adventure Today!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

bad games, Boring, Disappointment, fell for, frustrating, games, Gaming, jetpack, killing monsters, Let Me Down, letdown, Mario, mario games, Mario jetpack, Minecraft, Monsters, PALS, PIXEL, regret, Server, Shit, video games, wasted potential, wasted time

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, on our server, we have Mario jetpacks that can kill monsters with just one blast! Imagine flying around the world, shooting fireballs at creepers and zombies – it’s like a Mario game on steroids!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer the challenges within and claim the riches hidden deep below.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the thrill of Mario jetpacks and epic treasure hunts? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Enchantments Applied:	99
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Next Week October 7th First Anniversary Minecraft SMP

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Hey gamers, are you ready to join the wildest Minecraft SMP out there? Our server’s first anniversary is coming up and rumor has it, we might be getting our very own blockbuster movie to celebrate! Can you imagine seeing your Minecraft character on the big screen? It’s gonna be epic!

But that’s not all, we have insane events happening every week, like llama races, chicken jousting, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on all the shenanigans and chaos that goes down on our server.

So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your pig, because this is one Minecraft SMP you won’t want to miss. Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CraftyCarbCrusaders

calorie intake, Communication, Cooking, CraftyCarbCrusaders, diet, Exercise, grocery shopping, health issues, Healthy Eating, insulin resistance, lifestyle changes, meal planning, medical condition, nutrition, obesity, recipe books, Resources, self-care, Spouse, Support, weight loss

Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you shed those extra pounds? Look no further! Our server is so intense, it’ll make your wife’s diet plan look like a walk in the park. Join us and get ready to sweat off those pixels!

Our server is so hardcore, it’ll make you count calories in your sleep. Forget insulin resistance, we’ve got creeper resistance! And if you think you can just be more active to lose weight, think again. Our mobs will have you running for your virtual life!

Join now and let us help you on your journey to a healthier Minecraft life. Just remember, we can’t do all the work for you – you’ve got to put in the effort to see those blocky abs!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Endless Night Skies:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

New Minecraft Servers 2024

BabyBILGamer420

Updated October 1, 2024

Doll Asshole Minecraft Server

Updated October 1, 2024

””look at him”” Minecraft SMP

Updated October 1, 2024

CousinCamShutdown Minecraft Server

Updated October 1, 2024

NoRegretMC

Updated October 1, 2024

FutureCraft SMP: 90s Kids’ Fantasies!

Updated October 1, 2024

WishCraft Realms

Updated October 1, 2024

CraftyNet Minecraft Server

Updated October 1, 2024

BorderBlockParty

Updated October 1, 2024

No AI, Just Play!

Updated October 1, 2024

Lokai PVP Network

Updated October 1, 2024

KarlssonSMP: Where vanilla meets adventure, with more surprises than a 1.21 update! Season 3 hype!

Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

⚔️ Features:

💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

🔒 Server Details:

⏩ How to Join:

Updated October 1, 2024

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Updated October 1, 2024

Next Week October 7th First Anniversary Minecraft SMP

Updated October 1, 2024

CraftyCarbCrusaders

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Dragon Eggs Found:	9871
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	276	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30