Are you tired of being less popular than a baby hippo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, women will be throwing diamonds at you left and right! Forget about that overpriced zoo ticket, join our server and become the main attraction. Who needs a baby hippo when you can have a diamond-clad player like yourself? Join now and watch the ladies flock to you like bees to honey (or hippos to water, in this case).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 92/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
Mines Excavated: 4920 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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