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UbelCraft: Where we love Ubel but hate battle shonen-shit

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old battle shonen-shit? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! We may love Ubel, but we hate all that mainstream nonsense. Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing llamas. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater cities. So come on, dive in and join the madness!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Timmy’s Epic Racewar Showdown Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us if you want to participate in epic race wars where the only weapon allowed is a glock! That’s right, forget about swords and bows, we settle our disputes with good old-fashioned gunfights.

And if you’re worried about not having any real-life friends to play with, don’t worry, because Timmy is here to save the day! He’s on a mission to recruit players to join his army and dominate the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs building and farming when you can have gunfights and epic battles instead?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

LOLcraft Daily – OKFAMS Edition

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Are you a fan of OKFAMS? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us to discuss each individual member in depth, from Okayu’s adorable antics to Korone’s hilarious borks. But that’s not all – we have a secret channel dedicated to decoding Fubuki’s cryptic messages and Ayame’s conspiracy theories. And don’t even get us started on Mio and Subaru’s epic quest to find the legendary duck of destiny.

But wait, there’s more! Follow us on Twitter for daily updates and memes from the OKFAMS crew. From Okayu’s cat adventures to Korone’s daily struggles with technology, our Twitter feed is guaranteed to make you LOL.

And if you’re still not convinced, check out our epic videos featuring the OKFAMS gang. From chaotic Minecraft adventures to intense karaoke battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the OKFAMS madness! Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the mysterious duck… or not. But hey, it’s worth a shot, right? 😉🦆 #OKFAMS4Life

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9936	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Pixelated Fantasy Tactics LOL

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and witness the madness of Marche, who was right about EVERYTHING! From building upside-down houses to riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within our world is a secret treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Will you be brave enough to face this feathered fiend and claim the riches for yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Marche was right, and you won’t want to miss out on all the insanity that awaits you!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Ores Mined:	3729	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Emeralds Found:	794	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Seafood Shenanigans: Gook Boyfriend Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a koreaboo’s changing preferences? Look no further! Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, just like that girl who swore she’d never eat seafood but now can’t get enough of it. Join us for a wild ride of brand-name goods, Korean boyfriends, and a whole lot of drama. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the craziness right here in our Minecraft world? Come join us and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

12 Hour Minecraft Mayhem

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on underwater basket weaving? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to keep you awake for 12 hours straight! That’s right, no more falling asleep at your keyboard and waking up with red, bloodshot eyes. Join us for non-stop action, epic adventures, and the craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen in the Minecraft universe. Who needs sleep when you can have this much fun? Join now and say goodbye to boring servers forever!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PixelPraise: Anime Deities Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where anime reigns supreme and the possibilities are as endless as the number of waifus you can collect! Join us and experience a world where you can build your own harem of pixelated characters and live out your wildest fantasies without any judgment (as long as it’s all in good fun, of course).

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you venture deep into the darkest corners of our server, you may just stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where all your favorite anime characters come to life. Imagine hanging out with Naruto, Goku, and Sailor Moon while building epic structures and battling monsters together. It’s a weeb’s dream come true!

So why wait? Join us now and let your inner otaku run wild. Who knows, you may even find yourself in a situation where you have to save your harem from a horde of creepers or team up with your favorite anime characters to defeat a dragon boss. The possibilities are endless on our server – come and see for yourself!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SausageCraft: Where Every Block is a Wiener!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is a real frank delight! With more laughs than a comedy show and animation that will blow your mind, you’ll be laughing your buns off in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll get to hear Seth Rogan’s voice acting that is simply bun-believable! He’ll have you rolling on the floor with his hilarious antics and witty one-liners. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wiener of a time you’ve been craving!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Pixelated Puns: Land of Llamas

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old landscapes and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite of Japan – a total shithole! But don’t worry, that just means there are endless opportunities for chaos and hilarity.

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through poop-filled landscapes, battle giant turds, and build your very own toilet castle. Who needs cherry blossoms when you can have exploding diarrhea trees? And forget about sushi, on our server, we feast on poop cakes and pee soup.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with crazy characters who will keep you laughing for hours. From the poop-obsessed wizard to the farting unicorn, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knew a shithole could be so much fun?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Enchantments Applied:	286	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Gawr Gura’s Fishy Fun Land

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us if you want to witness the epic saga of a player who declared their diamond pickaxe as their baby and carries it everywhere they go. Yes, you heard that right – they even tuck it into bed at night!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of chickens who have formed their own secret society and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathered revolution? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod. Talk about skills! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Alien Abductions:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Blocky Booty Busters: No Pussies Allowed!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to all the sensitive stick wielders out there! Are you a weeby eternal virgin who can’t score in real life? Are you a pussyfree loser who prefers the company of pixels over people? Do you have girly moans that would make even the toughest warrior blush? Well, look no further, because this server is for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with estrogen-fueled adventures, conditioned goons, and a whole lot of hand-fucking action. Who needs real women when you have a Minecraft server to keep you company? Our resources are endless, from our booru full of sensitive material to our QotT that will have you on the edge hard in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your sensitive stick guide you to glory on our outrageous Minecraft server! Who needs pussy when you have pixels, am I right?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Magic Items Found:	4243

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Satanic Sisters Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where women are literally satanic…ly good at building amazing structures! Join us for a chance to witness the devilishly talented female players create jaw-dropping builds that will leave you questioning your own building skills. Who knew that Satan was a master architect?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Diamond Divas” – a group of fierce female players who dominate in PvP battles. Rumor has it that they sold their souls to the devil for unbeatable PvP skills. Will you dare to challenge them?

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair where the witches of the server brew potions that give you superhuman abilities. Just be careful not to anger them, or you might find yourself turned into a frog!

So come join us on this wild and wicked Minecraft adventure, where women are not just players, they’re satanic superstars!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Farms Harvested:	148
Villages Defended:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

LOLcraft: The Adventures of TRANIME

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where everything is made out of anime characters. That’s right, you can mine for waifus and build with your favorite anime heroes. Want to fight a giant Pikachu boss? Done. Want to ride on a flying Totoro? No problem. Join us on our server and experience the ultimate anime adventure! Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden Senpai Shrine, you’ll be granted three wishes by the anime gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner otaku run wild!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

RichCraft: Where Even the Creepers Have Mansions

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Are you tired of living in a dirt hut while your neighbors flaunt their multi-million dollar stone mansions? Look no further, because on our server, you can become a part of the elite 5,000,000 $ stone home club!

Join us and embark on a quest to gather rare materials, slay dragons, and make deals with villagers to amass your fortune. Once you’ve built your dream mansion, you’ll never have to worry about leaving the outside lights on again – because who needs sleep when you’re living in luxury?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to becoming the envy of all your Minecraft neighbors!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	180
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Crafty Yanks Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids hang out! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with adorable Americans who will greet you with hugs and cookies! That’s right, Americans are cute and they’re waiting for you to join their pixelated world of fun and friendship. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s have a blast together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Potions Brewed:	130	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7