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SaunaSwimSuit Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, AITAH, Bikini, Boyfriend, Burn, childish, Communication, flaunting.., Friend, friendship, Issue, Jealousy, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, Relax, sauna, SaunaSwimSuit, Server, skirt, stink eye, swim suit, Trust

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6831
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Votes:	5252	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Ores Mined:	3331

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we promise no stink eyes or accusations of flaunting your pixelated assets! Join us for a sauna-like experience without the awkwardness, where you can relax, build, and mine to your heart’s content. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can focus on crafting the perfect blocky world without any unnecessary distractions. Come join us and leave the real-life drama at the door – unless you want to reenact it in Minecraft, then that’s a whole other story!

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5233
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5779
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Falling into the Void:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dragons Tamed:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1222
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	268
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Mines Excavated:	2842	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	7354	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	963
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Animals Bred:	121	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5188
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	58	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2898
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Animals Bred:	156	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1902
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
New Chunks Explored:	677386	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Divine Spears Created:	30	Players Killed by Monsters:	476
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8248
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	194
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	327
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Enchantments Applied:	107	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5357
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	28
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8857
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1389
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Emeralds Found:	1141
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	241
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	28	Holy Grails Found:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dimension Hops:	1

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5826
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

Players:	108/900	Votes:	5206
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Secret Passages Found:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4