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Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 5485 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 38 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
We got that exclusive access to baby-making blocks and potions, makin’ it easier than ever to grow your own lil’ Minecraft family. From 12% in 1950 to a whopping 47% in 2020, we be breakin’ records and takin’ names when it comes to teen births in the blocky world.
So come on down and join the fun! Build your own baby-making empire and watch as your Minecraft family grows bigger and bigger. Sub-Saharan Africa ain’t got nothin’ on us when it comes to poppin’ out them virtual babies. Let’s get this party started, baby!