Are you tired of struggling with those pesky captchas? Do you feel like you’re on the lower end of the IQ bell curve every time you try to move that slider just right? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we welcome all levels of intelligence, including robots and aliens!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to play. From building giant banana statues to hosting llama fashion shows, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Come join us and show off your unique skills, whether you’re a redstone genius or a master at creating pixel art of Nicolas Cage. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 104/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
Alien Abductions: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11
Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13
Volcanoes Explored: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • MythicalMinecraftSMP

    MythicalMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a mythical creature that grants you three wishes, but instead of wishes, it’s unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear, and a pet dragon that farts rainbows!

    Join our server and become a part of the craziest urban legend in Minecraft history. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood artist who just wants to paint the town red (literally).

    But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll also gain the ability to speak to animals, ride dolphins like a majestic sea queen, and summon a herd of dancing llamas to follow you around wherever you go. It’s like a dream come true, but with more explosions and less unicorns (unless you count the ones with TNT strapped to their backs).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the most legendary Minecraft experience of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible (except for griefing, that’s just not cool).

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 7 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 8562
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • CraftyCrafterz

    CraftyCrafterz
    Have you ever wanted to experience the thrill of skydiving without actually jumping out of a plane? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Our custom-built skydiving mini-game will have you free-falling through the clouds in no time. Just make sure to watch out for the flying pigs!

    But that’s not all – ever wanted to ride a unicorn through a rainbow-filled wonderland? Look no further than our enchanted forest biome, where magical creatures roam free and diamonds literally grow on trees. Just be careful not to anger the friendly creepers, they tend to get a little explosive when provoked.

    And if you’re feeling competitive, why not try your hand at our extreme parkour course? With obstacles that will test even the most skilled players, you’ll be flipping and jumping your way to victory in no time. Plus, the winner gets a pet dragon! (Disclaimer: dragons may or may not actually exist in our server, but a girl can dream, right?)

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself embarking on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon with a team of talking llamas by your side. The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 15
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • MissileMayhemCraft

    MissileMayhemCraft
    so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, dude. we got, like, 200 missiles being fired by Iran, and Israel is, like, freaking out, man. but don’t worry, on this server, you can totally join in on the action and launch your own missiles too! it’s, like, a total blast, literally. join now for some serious consequences, bro!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Villages Defended: 17 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Mines Excavated: 1420
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Star Shards Collected: 170

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • CraftyWordplay

    CraftyWordplay
    hey u, ya u! do u want to join the most epic minecraft server in the universe? well, u better buckle up cuz this server is gonna blow ur mind!

    picture this: u spawn in and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs with diamond armor and talking sheep giving u quests to find the legendary golden potato. but watch out for the evil chickens plotting to take over the server with their army of zombie villagers!

    oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long? or the giant roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano?

    join now and experience the craziest, most wacky adventures u will ever have in minecraft! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, there’s free cake at spawn. who can say no to free cake? come on, what are u waiting for? let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Chimeras Created: 4

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Termina – Where griefing is a way of life!🔥 #RaidOrDie😈

    Termina – Where griefing is a way of life!🔥 #RaidOrDie😈

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name TerminaMC
    Server Type SMP Towny, Community, and Adventure
    Java Port 25565
    Bedrock Port 19132

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. Can I choose to be a hero or a villain on the server?

    Yes, you have the freedom to choose your path on TerminaMC. Whether you want to build peaceful towns or engage in conquest, the choice is yours.

    2. What features does Towny offer on the server?

    Towny allows players to create their own towns or nations, work together with friends or new players, protect their land, trade with others, and form alliances for survival.

    3. Are war and raiding optional on the server?

    Yes, players can choose to engage in epic raids and declare war with other towns. This feature is optional and town leaders can declare war every 24 hours.

    4. Is there a Duel Arena on the server?

    Yes, TerminaMC has a Duel Arena where players can challenge each other in combat. Battle with custom or preset kits and stake Rupeez (currency) for added excitement.

    5. Is the server fair and free of pay-to-win mechanics?

    Yes, TerminaMC prides itself on being fair and free of pay-to-win mechanics. Players can earn everything through dedication and skill with free Termina Ranks.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 12 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13
    Gods Slained: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 18 Void Armor Forged: 26

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Lonely Minecraft Server

    Lonely Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the clutches of boredom! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky (watch out for falling bling)!

    Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. Rumor has it that Notch himself pops in from time to time to challenge players to a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy (just don’t eat the dirt blocks)!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the lolz begin! Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the land and have your own army of llamas at your command. Just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch).

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Emeralds Found: 9270
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 12
    Void Gems Collected: 32 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 50
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Minecraft SMP: Quite Like Mozilla Software

    Minecraft SMP: Quite Like Mozilla Software
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand your love for Mozilla software? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your Firefox and Thunderbird needs!

    Join us for a wild ride where you can build epic structures while simultaneously browsing the web and checking your emails. Who needs productivity tools when you have Minecraft and Mozilla, am I right?

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a secret Mozilla fan and will only drop its rarest loot for players who pledge their allegiance to Firefox. So if you want to slay dragons and browse the web at the same time, this is the server for you! Join now and let the Mozilla madness begin!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 30 Towns Built: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • TrendyConfusion Minecraft SMP

    TrendyConfusion Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to finally understand the popular trend of building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats! Our server is home to a community of players who are dedicated to unraveling the mysteries of llama fashion and pushing the boundaries of creativity in Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain the ability to communicate with llamas in real life. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become a llama whisperer!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Alien Abductions: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 25
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Zombie Dances: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • CreeperAwkwardMoment

    CreeperAwkwardMoment
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us if you want to experience the most epic and outrageous moments in Minecraft history.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens start following you around, clucking to the beat of “Baby Shark”. Or how about the time when players were turned into giant llamas and had to navigate a maze filled with flying pigs? Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all! We also host weekly “embarrassing moment” contests where players share their most cringe-worthy stories for a chance to win epic prizes. From accidentally setting their house on fire to getting stuck in a block for hours, the laughs never stop on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server with your own hilarious tales to tell!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Void Gems Collected: 15 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Titanic Battles Fought: 26 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 93

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Zodasiran’s Lipid Lows Server

    Zodasiran’s Lipid Lows Server
    join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like taking Zodasiran for ur virtual hyperlipidemia! our world will decrease ur triglycerides after 24 weeks of playin’! it’s like a phase 2b trial but way more fun! come build, explore, and fight ur way to lower cholesterol levels in the most epic way possible! cuz why not?!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Perakee’s So-So Survival: Where [SMP] players are {stale} & {old community} needing {more players}

    Perakee’s So-So Survival: Where [SMP] players are {stale} & {old community} needing {more players}
    JOIN: perakee.xyz
    MAP: perakee.xyz:8123

    Starting a fresh new community! The server will be reset soon and you can become part of deciding what kind of server we will run, vanilla or modded. We will make something nice together where we can chill and play some games!

    Join my discord: https://discord.gg/e8PDunZa

    FAQ

    What kind of server will it be?

    We are considering both vanilla and modded options. The final decision will be made together with the community.

    When will the server reset?

    The server reset date will be announced soon. Stay tuned for updates on our discord channel.

    How can I get involved in decision-making for the server?

    Join our discord channel and participate in discussions and polls to help us decide the direction of the server.

    Can I invite friends to join the server?

    Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and be a part of our community.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 439 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Poop Eaters Minecraft Server

    Poop Eaters Minecraft Server
    Tired of eating boring old food in Minecraft? Well, our server offers a unique dining experience – eating ass! But wait, before you get grossed out, let us clarify that eating ass is actually code for eating delicious, gourmet meals prepared by our talented chefs. So come join our server and get ready to have your taste buds tantalized like never before. Plus, rumor has it that players who eat the most ass (the food kind, of course) will receive special in-game rewards! So what are you waiting for? Join now and feast like never before!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Mythical Quests Completed: 15
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Enchantments Applied: 193 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • B e e p B o o p M i n e c r a f t S M P

    B e e p   B o o p   M i n e c r a f t   S M P
    Are you tired of struggling with those pesky captchas? Do you feel like you’re on the lower end of the IQ bell curve every time you try to move that slider just right? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we welcome all levels of intelligence, including robots and aliens!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to play. From building giant banana statues to hosting llama fashion shows, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Come join us and show off your unique skills, whether you’re a redstone genius or a master at creating pixel art of Nicolas Cage. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Dimension Hops: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • SplitHotel3ways Minecraft Server

    SplitHotel3ways Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to argue about splitting hotel room costs again! Join us and escape the drama of real life with our virtual adventures.

    On our server, we believe in fair and equal distribution of resources, just like how you should only pay for what you use in a hotel room. No more getting stuck with the bill for someone else’s luxury bed while you sleep on the floor!

    Plus, on our server, you can build your own dream room without any unwanted roommates. No more sharing space with people who can’t agree on how to split the bill – it’s all about you and your creativity here.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the hotel room drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us – because life’s too short to argue about who pays for what bed!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Crops Grown: 4247 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Emeralds Found: 3068
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Enchantments Applied: 259

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • ExBoyfriendPeepinTom

    ExBoyfriendPeepinTom
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster!

    Join us and experience the thrill of sibling rivalry gone wrong. Witness the epic battle between a brother, his wife, his sister, and her ex, who we’ll call Lucifer because, well, why not?

    Watch as Lucifer’s pervy ways are exposed, leading to a showdown that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Will the sister stay or will she leave? Will the brother choose loyalty or love? Find out on our server, where every day is a new episode of Minecraft drama!

    So come on down and join the chaos, because on our server, the drama never ends!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 27 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 7

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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