| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 1451 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 26 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
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| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 2437 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs through the Nether and battling giant chickens in the sky. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!
So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – even if it involves villagers taking bribes from dragons!
| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 1719 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Epic Quests Completed: | 23 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
Join us for a chance to build your dream world without any unwanted distractions. Plus, we have a strict no pill-addicted baby daddies policy, so you can game in peace knowing that your virtual world is free from real-life drama.
Don’t let your friend’s poor life choices bring you down, come join us and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 9782 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 11 | Votes: | 455 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
We understand the importance of returning favors, so if you scratch our back, we’ll scratch yours…literally, if you have a cat in the game. Our community is all about helping each other out, whether it’s taking care of virtual kids or making sure your Minecraft cat is well-fed and entertained.
But beware, if you don’t return the favor, you might find yourself in a virtual pickle, just like our friend who had to find a new home for her cat because her brother’s wife said no. Don’t be like her, join our server and experience the true meaning of virtual family drama and generosity!
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 3073 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 28 | Emeralds Found: | 706 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 55 |
Join our server and leave behind all your worries in 2024. Why? Because on our server, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. Skeletons breakdance, zombies do the moonwalk, and Endermen… well, they just stand there looking creepy as usual.
But that’s not all! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, a giant chicken that lays golden eggs, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a pet dragon. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama fashion show. It’s lit, fam.
So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the boring servers of 2024 and join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe a little bit of madness. See you on the other side, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 5096 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 763 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 25 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 9639 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 4510 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 |
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 9619 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 46 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Towns Built: | 8 |
| Farms Harvested: | 326 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 5 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 3684 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 629125 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 16 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 26 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 16 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Create Your Own Nation | Customize your nation’s government, laws, and ranks. |
| McMMO Skills | Refine your skills to fight in wars. |
| Geopolitical Power | Conquer new territories and earn wealth. |
| Custom Enchants | Earn powerful custom enchantments for your gear. |
Join the Discord and ask for whitelist. Check #info-new-players for IP and starter information.
– Dynmap – McMMO – Essentials – GriefPrevention – SilkSpawner – CrazyEnchants
A staff member will guide you, provide a beginner kit, and then you can start playing.
– Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main) – Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878
| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 1080 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 18 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 14 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
Johnson, the NASCAR driver, lived in Aspen, CO, where Crown owned everything from the mountains to the private race tracks. Crown’s Aspen Institute was all about money laundering and weapons dealing, selling stuff used in Ukraine ’cause he owned General Dynamics.
Johnson and Crown were like BFFs, living close to each other, hanging out at the same places. Johnson hosted charity events sponsored by the Crown family, held auctions on Crown property, you name it.
But wait, there’s more! On the night of Johnson’s In-Laws murders, things got real spooky. Terry Janway managed to call 911 saying there’s a woman with a gun in the house before getting cut off. Police found Jack Janway dead by the front door, heard a gunshot upstairs, found more bodies, and realized there was another person in the house before they arrived.
No suicide note, no motive, no debt, no enemies. It’s all a mystery on this Minecraft server that’ll have you questioning everything. Join now for the most insane adventure of your life!
| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 1786 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 3390 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 434570 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 |
| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 7029 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Void Gems Collected: | 31 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 126 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 29 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 31 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!
| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 4307 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 8 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 26 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 29 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!
So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.
| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 4880 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 18 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Epic Battles Fought: | 15 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 1081 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 45 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 79 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2627 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7443 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.
Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?
So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!
| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 963 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 300 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 12 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 |
