The Azure SMP is a server with an active, engaged community and we are looking to add some more members now that we are in full swing! We have a full economy and town region at the center of the map.
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 16 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 240 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 879 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Picture this: a server where the admins are actually unicorns in disguise and the mobs are all secretly plotting against you. But don’t worry, because our community is full of friendly players who are always ready to lend a hand (or a diamond sword) when you need it.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for, because you might just end up with a pet creeper named Steve).
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventure of your gaming life. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the chickens bowing down to you in no time.
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 738934 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7457 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 254 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Join us on this epic adventure where you and your squad will fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy. Who knew democracy could be so fun and explosive? Liberating planets, completing objectives, and working together to save the galaxy has never been more hilarious.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with outrageous stories and insane challenges that will keep you on your toes. From battling chemical agents to facing off against truth enforcers, you never know what crazy mission awaits you next.
So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs swords when you have crutches, right? Let’s dive into the madness together!
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 10 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 20 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most OP armor and weapons in the game. Will you be the one to find this elusive creature and become the richest player on the server?
Oh, and did we mention that our Nether is actually a disco party where the Piglins bust out their best dance moves? Get ready to boogie down with the locals and show off your sick dance skills!
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you chainsaw your way to victory, hunt down a Diamond Chicken, and party it up in the Nether all in one place? Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life – join us now!
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 9 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 15 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Join us for the chance to witness epic battles between players riding on llamas armed with enchanted diamond swords. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with dancing pandas and disco balls.
But the real reason you should join our server? We have a player who keeps trying to build a functioning plane out of blocks and insists on flying it to India. Will she ever make it? Who knows, but it’s definitely worth sticking around to find out! So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other.
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Forget about the typical choices, we have Japanese fans speculating that the new Great III could be anyone from Kevin Mask to Terry the Kid or even Mantaro! Who knew Minecraft could be so full of mystery and intrigue?
Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly epic – join our server today and become a legend in your own right!
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 25 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through a post-apocalyptic world filled with mutated mobs, radioactive biomes, and the occasional zombie uprising. Will you be the hero that saves humanity, or will you just focus on building the biggest, baddest base in all the land?
Either way, you’re in for a crazy adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the end of the world… or at least have a good laugh trying!
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Join us and experience the chaos of a server where griefing is not only allowed, but encouraged! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to fill someone’s house with chickens? Be our guest! The possibilities are endless on our server.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League. That’s right, you can saddle up your very own Ender Dragon and race against other players for glory and prizes. Just watch out for the fireballs!
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and unleash your inner troll? Come join the fun and see why /b/ sucks today, but our server rocks!
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 55 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 33 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
But that’s not all, we also have a special “Post anything Chinese” event where players have to build the most outrageous Chinese-themed structures they can think of. From giant fortune cookies to a Great Wall made entirely of obsidian, the possibilities are endless!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary tale of a player who stumbled upon a hidden dim sum buffet deep in the mines. Rumor has it that if you can find it, you’ll be granted unlimited food for life!
So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the hilarity and chaos that awaits you!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
