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Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 5015 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Magic Items Found: | 1739 | Emeralds Found: | 1529 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
But seriously, you gotta join because we have the best parties ever! Like, last week we had a dance party in the Nether and everyone was doing the chicken dance but with zombie pigmen, it was wild. And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other, like the time we filled someone’s house with a million chickens and they were clucking everywhere, it was so chaotic but so funny.
So yeah, if you wanna have a blast and make some new friends, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. Plus, we have a secret underground disco room where we all go to dance and let loose, it’s like the coolest place ever. Trust me, you won’t regret it!