Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only nightmares you’ll have are about creepers blowing up your house! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Picture this: you’re in a college dorm, trying to keep it clean and organized. But then finals week hits and you’re so stressed that you can’t even sleep. So, you pop some melatonin and have the wildest night terror of bugs crawling out of your flesh. And to top it all off, you wake up soaked in sweat and piss yourself!

But don’t worry, on our server, we don’t judge you for your accidents. We embrace the chaos and turn it into hilarious stories to share with your fellow players. So come join us and let’s create some unforgettable moments together.

And hey, if you ever need to flip a mattress to hide a pee stain, we’ve got your back. Our community is here to support you through all your crazy escapades, no matter how ridiculous they may be. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the laughter begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 97/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Divine Spears Created: 20
Blood Moons Survived: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Crafty Creepers and Rainbow Sheep: Where Artists and Trans Folks Rule the World!

    Crafty Creepers and Rainbow Sheep: Where Artists and Trans Folks Rule the World!
    Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Want to join a server where the players are always on the defensive, ready to protect their precious diamonds at all costs? Look no further! Our server is filled with players who believe they deserve everything handed to them on a silver plate – literally, we have a special silver plate item that gives you special powers in-game!

    But that’s not all – our server is also known for its wild and wacky community events. Last week, we had a giant chicken race where players rode on chickens around a track while trying to dodge obstacles. And next week, we’re planning a massive fireworks display that will light up the entire server.

    So why wait? Join our server now and see why most artists end up trooning out after a few years – whatever that means! It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 10 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Gods Slained: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Potions Brewed: 194

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Blocky McBlockface: The Adventures of Steve and Friends

    Blocky McBlockface: The Adventures of Steve and Friends
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nobody understands your true identity? Look no further, because on our server, you will find a character that is literally YOU. Yes, you heard that right. This character is so eerily similar to you that it’s practically your twin. People will stop you on the street just to comment on how identical you are to this character. It’s like looking in a mirror, but in Minecraft form. Join our server and embrace your true self, because this character is indisputably you. Who knows, maybe this character will become self-aware and start questioning its own existence. The possibilities are endless on our server, where you can finally find your place in this world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and discover the true meaning of identity crisis in the most hilarious way possible!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19 Star Shards Collected: 175
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Crafting Craziness: Where Tourette’s meets Minecraft Madness!

    Crafting Craziness: Where Tourette’s meets Minecraft Madness!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft adventure where anything is possible.

    Our server is so crazy, even Tourette’s can be beaten! That’s right, we’ve had players come on with Tourette’s and miraculously cure themselves just by playing on our server. It’s like magic, but with blocks.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you see our players in action. We’ve got players who have been watching for hours without popping off, it’s like they’re superhuman or something. Who knows what other crazy abilities they might have?

    So come join us on our mysterious and sus-filled Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination. Who knows, you might even cure yourself of Tourette’s while you’re at it. Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Blocky Shenanigans

    Blocky Shenanigans
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll question if you’ve stumbled into a whole new country! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret society of dancing llamas. Explore our vast landscapes, from the mystical Mushroom Forest to the treacherous Cactus Canyon.

    But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that a group of mischievous villagers have formed a rebellion against the oppressive rule of the chickens. Will you join forces with the pigs to overthrow the feathered tyrants? Or will you choose to align yourself with the mysterious Endermen, who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking the secrets of the Nether?

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and see for yourself if this is even a real country… or just a crazy dream brought to life in blocky form!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Ether Blades Crafted: 16
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Crafty AF – Mine for Days

    Crafty AF – Mine for Days
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wacky place you’ll ever set foot in!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, or team up with your friends to take on a horde of zombie villagers riding on flying pigs.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and poops out diamonds. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that magical madness?

    So come on down and join us for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughing so hard. See you there!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 8233 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 9 Magic Wands Crafted: 22
    Meteorite Armor Created: 30 Cozy Campfires Lit: 20
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Love Letters Sent: 16

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Crafty McCraftface: Just Got This Server

    Crafty McCraftface: Just Got This Server
    Get ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Our server is like no other, filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. You’ll have the chance to ride on a dragon, build a castle made entirely out of candy, and battle against a horde of evil llamas.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a land filled with dancing creepers and singing villagers.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where the sky is purple, the water is made of rainbow juice, and the only rule is to have fun? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 8 Animals Bred: 124
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Crafty Nationalist Crew: Building Blocks of Unity

    Crafty Nationalist Crew: Building Blocks of Unity
    Are you tired of sitting around on the internet complaining about the state of the world? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and become part of a nationalist movement like never before. Fight against the evil kikes and be the change you want to see in the world. But beware, the feds may try to stop you, so be prepared for an epic battle like no other. Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 24
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Diamonds & Lols – Mine, Craft, LOL with Friends!

    Diamonds & Lols – Mine, Craft, LOL with Friends!
    Are you tired of playing regular old Minecraft and want to spice things up with a little bit of Yu-Gi-Oh! action? Look no further than our server, where we fuse bodies and steal the show in epic duels!

    Join us for the Duel Links Speed General #2451Stealing the show edition, where we focus on the SPEED duel format of the game. And if that’s not enough, we also welcome classic Yu-Gi-Oh! anime discussions because why not?

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve been celebrating the 2500 days since launch event with dream tickets and gems, and the upcoming events include a Mizar rerun and Dennis unlock.

    If you need resources for info on Legendary Duelists, Skills, decklists, events, etc., we’ve got you covered with links to the Yu-Gi-Oh! Wiki, Official Duel Links Page, and even a Yu-Gi-Oh! Probability Calculator because who doesn’t love a good probability calculation in the midst of a duel?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and get ready to duel like never before!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Mythical Quests Completed: 25 Infinity Stones Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Blocky Love Triangle: Where Creeper’s Aren’t the Only Ones Exploding

    Blocky Love Triangle: Where Creeper’s Aren’t the Only Ones Exploding
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as finding your girlfriend’s panties in your brother’s bed? Look no further! Join our server and embrace the chaos – because who knows what other crazy surprises await you in the world of blocky adventures. Whether you’re building giant panty-shaped structures or embarking on quests to uncover the truth behind mysterious panty disappearances, this server will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together – panties optional!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 8
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Prison Break Craft: Where Even the Toughest Male Delinquents Can’t Escape!

    Prison Break Craft: Where Even the Toughest Male Delinquents Can’t Escape!
    Are you tired of boring, cringey Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server that is kind of gay and stinks of semen? Look no further! Our server is perfect for male delinquents looking for a wild time.

    But wait, there’s more! We also have female delinquents with long skirts and cold attitudes. They may be bold and cute, but they will definitely keep you on your toes. Plus, who wouldn’t want to provide for a girl like that?

    Join our server now for a crazy, outrageous experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be prepared for the unexpected and be ready to embrace the chaos!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Runes Activated: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 18
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Blocky Decisions: Left or Right?

    Blocky Decisions: Left or Right?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just have you mining and crafting all day? Well, look no further because our server will have you questioning your very existence with the age-old question: left or right?

    Join our server for the chance to embark on epic quests where you must choose between going left or right, with each path leading to wild adventures and crazy challenges. Will you choose the path of righteousness and conquer the land, or will you go left and end up in a land of talking chickens and dancing creepers? The choice is yours!

    But that’s not all – our server also features a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with your fellow players and show off your best moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted disco ball that grants wishes (or just makes your dance moves even more epic).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember: when in doubt, always go left. Or was it right? Oh well, just pick a direction and let the chaos begin!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 40
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 17 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Treasure Maps Found: 11

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Blocky McBlockface: The Server Where Even Creepers Say ‘OH GOOD GOD’

    Blocky McBlockface: The Server Where Even Creepers Say ‘OH GOOD GOD’
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to rescue you from the depths of boredom!

    Join us on our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-loving unicorn.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of dancing chickens who will teach you the ancient art of chicken ballet.

    And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant, fire-breathing llama who only speaks in Shakespearean insults?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest, most absurd Minecraft adventures of your life!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 17
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Love Letters Sent: 19 Wilderness Tamed: 9
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • WaifuCraft: Where your 2D dreams become 3D reality!

    WaifuCraft: Where your 2D dreams become 3D reality!
    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and lackluster gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a classic Touhou game…but with chuddies! That’s right, you can battle it out with your friends while wearing your favorite pair of chuddies for extra protection and style points.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chuddie King, who will grant you special powers and abilities if you can defeat him in a chuddie-wearing duel. Rumor has it that the Chuddie King once defeated an entire army of creepers with just one flick of his chuddie.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most chuddie-filled adventure of your Minecraft life! Who knows, you might even become the next Chuddie Champion and rule over the land in your stylish underwear.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 13 Crystal Wands Charged: 10
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 11 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Divine Spears Created: 15

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Back in Block City

    Back in Block City
    Hey there, sleepyhead! Looking for a reason to crawl out of your dark, depressing hole? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Our Minecraft server is like a magical land where unicorns fart rainbows and creepers dance the Macarena.

    Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, build a castle made entirely of cheese, or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet seat.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Blocktopus, a creature rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
    Endless Legions Commanded: 19 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 156 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Kaii’s Kooky Craft Kingdom

    Kaii’s Kooky Craft Kingdom
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a manga come to life! Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, quests to find rare enchanted items, and even a secret underground society of friendly Endermen who throw the best parties in town. You’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a world where the impossible becomes possible!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Enchantments Applied: 171
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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