Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only nightmares you’ll have are about creepers blowing up your house! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Picture this: you’re in a college dorm, trying to keep it clean and organized. But then finals week hits and you’re so stressed that you can’t even sleep. So, you pop some melatonin and have the wildest night terror of bugs crawling out of your flesh. And to top it all off, you wake up soaked in sweat and piss yourself!

But don’t worry, on our server, we don’t judge you for your accidents. We embrace the chaos and turn it into hilarious stories to share with your fellow players. So come join us and let’s create some unforgettable moments together.

And hey, if you ever need to flip a mattress to hide a pee stain, we’ve got your back. Our community is here to support you through all your crazy escapades, no matter how ridiculous they may be. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the laughter begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • French Guiana FunCraft: Where Creepers Apply for Civil Service!

    French Guiana FunCraft: Where Creepers Apply for Civil Service!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on a wild adventure like no other! Imagine this: you just applied for a civil service mission in French Guiana to study tropical forests, but instead of dealing with pesky mosquitoes and dangerous wildlife, you can do it all from the comfort of your own home in Minecraft!

    Join us for a chance to explore lush tropical forests filled with exotic creatures and hidden treasures. Who needs a real-life expedition when you can have all the excitement and none of the danger?

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and start your virtual journey to French Guiana today! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden village of friendly villagers who are just waiting to trade with you for rare items. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Animals Bred: 163
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • KinoCraft: Best OST & LOL Moments Galore!

    KinoCraft: Best OST & LOL Moments Galore!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the **Best OST** and most **kino** moment in the game is only rewarded to you if you play like **shit**! That’s right, we don’t want any try-hards here, only true masters of chaos and mayhem.

    Picture this: you’re wandering through the pixelated wilderness, minding your own business, when suddenly a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle challenges you to a dance-off. If you can out-dab the chicken, you’ll unlock the secret passage to the **Best OST** in the game. But beware, the chicken has some sick moves.

    And that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within the caves of our server lies a treasure so magnificent, so awe-inspiring, that it can only be found by players who can recite the entire script of Shrek in Pig Latin while riding a llama backwards. Are you up for the challenge?

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and play like **shit**. Who knows what kind of absurdity and hilarity you’ll encounter along the way. Just remember, the **Best OST** awaits those brave enough to embrace the chaos. See you in the game! 🐔🕺🏻🦙

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Zombie Dances: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3013 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Pixelated Pandemonium

    Pixelated Pandemonium

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can experience the most INSANE adventures!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world filled with NAKED ASIAN WOMEN sitting on beds, drinking mysterious liquids from cartons with CHINESE or JAPANESE KANJI on them. And guess what? They also have MANGA open on their thighs! It’s a sight you’ll never forget!

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with GLASSES-WEARING characters who are ready to take you on WILD quests and adventures!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 6 Magic Items Found: 8491
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 7 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Teacher Trouble: Tsuruko’s Minecraft Misadventures

    Teacher Trouble: Tsuruko’s Minecraft Misadventures

    Welcome to our totally insane and unpredictable Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with hilarious mishaps and unexpected twists? Well, look no further because this server is the place for you!

    Join now and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena! But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by zombies!

    And if you’re lucky, you might even run into Tsuruko and her teacher getting into all sorts of hilarious shenanigans! Who knows what kind of ridiculous situations they’ll find themselves in next!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our absolutely bonkers Minecraft server today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 43
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • McCrafty Hunger Games: Free Sandwich Edition

    McCrafty Hunger Games: Free Sandwich Edition
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only thing better than building pixelated castles is getting a free sandwich from McDonald (not sponsored)!

    Join us for the ultimate gaming experience where you can choose between the Quarter Pounder with Cheese or the Big Mac as your in-game reward. But be careful, because if you choose wrong, you might end up with a creeper explosion instead of a delicious burger.

    Our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, Ronald McDonald himself will appear and grant you three wishes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and feast on both epic builds and tasty sandwiches. Just make sure to watch out for the zombie villagers trying to steal your food!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 28
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Villages Defended: 16
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 13 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • KoreaCraft: Where Dreams Come True!

    KoreaCraft: Where Dreams Come True!
    Welcome to a Minecraft server where we embrace all things wacky and wild! Are you tired of boring old Korea and wish you were a fierce Mongolian warrior instead? Well, this is the server for you!

    Join us for epic battles against Japanese invaders in the south and Mongolian conquerors in the north. Embrace your inner Mongolian and ride into battle on a virtual horse, wielding a pixelated sword with pride.

    Forget about Korea, it doesn’t even deserve to exist in our Minecraft world. So come on, join us and let’s conquer, build, and laugh together in this crazy alternate reality. Who needs Korea when you can be a Mongolian master on our server?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 25
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Neuro’s Netherworld – The Hive of LOLs

    Neuro’s Netherworld – The Hive of LOLs
    Join our Minecraft server today and welcome our new AI overlord, Neuro-sama! Who is Neuro-sama, you ask? Well, she’s a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 to learn how to play osu! But wait, there’s more! In December 2022, Vedal upgraded Neuro-sama with a language model, TTS software, and even a VTube Studio model. Now, she can interact with her chat as a VTuber, entertaining them with responses, unhinged rants, singing, playing games, and collabing with other VTubers. It’s a wild ride, folks!

    But that’s not all! Check out our schedule for all the crazy events happening on the server. And don’t forget to follow Neuro-sama on Twitch, YouTube, and Twitter for even more AI shenanigans.

    Need some educational AI content? We got you covered with helpful videos and resources. Want to learn how to make an AI like Neuro-sama? Check out this link. And if you’re really serious about AI, dive into these resources.

    Don’t miss out on our exclusive merch featuring Neuro-sama at uwumarket.us. And be sure to explore our related/friend threads like /vt//lig/ and /vt//waifu/. Lia from Phase Connect approves!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and witness the madness of Neuro-sama firsthand. It’s a virtual adventure like no other!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Zombie Dances: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 42
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Magic Items Found: 5353
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Enchantments Applied: 154

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • TobyCraft – Foxes & Fun for Everyone!

    TobyCraft – Foxes & Fun for Everyone!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as legendary as Toby Fox himself? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, I was chilling in Various Places, minding my own business, when suddenly I saw Toby Fox in all his glory. He was talking about the Earthbound Halloween Hack and dropping hints about the elusive Deltarune Chapter 3. And you know what he said? “It’ll be out when it’s out.” That’s some serious dedication right there.

    But wait, it gets even better. Temmie Chang was there too, the one and only Temmie Chang. Can you believe it? It’s like a dream come true. So if you want to be part of a server that’s endorsed by the gods of indie gaming, then look no further. Join us and experience the greatness for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some secret Easter eggs that’ll blow your mind. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and let the adventure begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • LostCraft: Where even the creepers ask, ‘Are you lost?’

    LostCraft: Where even the creepers ask, ‘Are you lost?’
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the grave of boredom!

    Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword that will grant you eternal life in the game! Rumor has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can wield this powerful weapon and become immortal in the Minecraft world.

    But beware, there are evil mobs and treacherous traps lurking around every corner, waiting to test your skills and courage. Will you be able to overcome all obstacles and claim your rightful place as the ruler of this virtual realm?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and defy death itself in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember, only the strongest survive in this wild and crazy world.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Mines Excavated: 4007 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Epic Shields Constructed: 12 Star Shards Collected: 189

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Blocky Dicks & Bricks: Where Size Matters

    Blocky Dicks & Bricks: Where Size Matters
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all types of players, even the ones who think they have “undesired traits” in the real world!

    Are you a short cute boy who can’t seem to catch a break with the ladies? Fear not, for on our server, you will be adored by all!

    Are you a fat guy who feels like no one appreciates your curves? Well, here, your chunkiness is celebrated and loved by all!

    Are you a bald dude who is tired of being overlooked? Join us, where your shiny head will be the envy of all!

    Even if you are an Indian man or an artist, who are often seen as “undesirable” in the dating world, on our server, you will find your perfect match!

    But hey, we do have one rule – if you have a sub-6-incher, you can complain about that. We totally get it. But other than that, no more whining about not being able to find a girlfriend!

    So come on over to our server and let your Minecraft character find love and acceptance in a world where being neurotic and insecure is totally cool!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 11
    Buildings Constructed: 13 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • CraftyCreeperCapers: LOLz & Rage-Inducing Moments

    CraftyCreeperCapers: LOLz & Rage-Inducing Moments
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner minecraft warrior and conquer the virtual world like a boss!

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant zombies with diamond swords, building majestic castles that reach the sky, and riding on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you heard that right!).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who will challenge you to epic duels and reward you with rare loot if you emerge victorious.

    So why wait? Join our server now and show the world that you are the ultimate Minecraft champion! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 44 Astral Amulets Crafted: 31

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Blocky LOLs: ‘>YLYL’ Minecraft Server

    Blocky LOLs: ‘>YLYL’ Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Join us if you want to ROFL all day long with our hilarious community of players.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds. But when they tried to take them, the diamonds turned into dancing llamas! True story, bro.

    But that’s not all! Our server has a YOLO zone where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops rainbows. It’s like a magical LOL dream come true!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. #YOLO #MinecraftMadness

    Disclaimer: No llamas were harmed in the making of this server.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 4303
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • GobbleCraft: Where IQs are higher than turkeys

    GobbleCraft: Where IQs are higher than turkeys
    🤣🤣🤣 Yo, you ever heard of a Minecraft server so lit that it actually makes turkeys smarter? Well, our server is so 🔥🔥 that the average IQ of Turkey has dropped from 89 to 87 just from playing on it! 🦃🧠

    Join us for some epic adventures and mind-blowing challenges that will have you questioning reality. Our server is like a virtual rollercoaster ride, except instead of loops and drops, you’ll be facing off against zombie pigmen and building epic castles with your friends.

    So why wait? Come join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the web. Who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock the secret to turkey intelligence while you’re at it! 🤪🦃🎮

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Creepers R Us: ‘There, he said it’

    Creepers R Us: ‘There, he said it’
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, STOP spinning your own narratives and join our server for a wild ride like no other!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden diamond castle guarded by llamas in tuxedos. Legend has it that whoever finds this castle will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden carrots for eternity.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret disco party where players can dance the night away with creeper DJs spinning the hottest tunes. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it flies through the sky.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Dragon Eggs Found: 8445
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Villages Defended: 12

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • KraftyKino: Level Up Your LOLs!

    KraftyKino: Level Up Your LOLs!

    Are you ready for a Minecraft server experience that will blow your mind and take you to a whole new level of fun?

    Join our server and prepare for epic adventures that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Our world is filled with ridiculously awesome builds, crazy mini-games, and insane challenges that will test your skills to the max.

    But that’s not all – we also have unicorns roaming the land, dragons guarding hidden treasures, and aliens dropping in from outer space to join the fun. You never know what weird and wonderful surprises await you around every corner.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 3524
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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